They Carried Even More Things
staring:
timbo brain, teh mane carcter of his own boock
asker jeeveser, teh puppy-luvin veternryn
lemming Tree, teh guy
harry dobby, teh panyhoose elf
mary anne, the tunge lady
norm bowman, teh guy who kille himsef
jimbo cross, teh murcan ledger
and cancer
tebow brianston probbably existd, he was.
bong river, vietnamned
tebow brinston wnt to teh river wit his mans. norm bowmans was behnd hymn. oot of noware a mortarz hit da poop field and assploded, killin hundred of murcans
"medic!" shooted timba becaus he wantd to go home wher he wasnt. "aster is in the pup feild!" sad lemming tree. "i cant move to fast becauz im carryin all dis SYMBOLISM;" and he deaded
bjorman bowsker tryd to pull acer out of t he poop feld but he was tried and he was failed and asus ded
bimbo trien wasnt hving a god day and thn a vietnamenssesz wit a star face atkced him. akimbo tyrant tire to kil him but he wasnt acshuly there
whn he was acshoaly there he tired to killl man but nammy kil timobreen first and tim obreandf said loud "its not truf dat materz its th stoary truf" nd then he died but not rely
mary anne kiked bad vietman in fase with tunge necklass but tunges to slow an she die to but she dint acshuly exciste becuz she symbosed tungeeaters
normanbokeh kild himsef at hom aftr th war
hairy dobbies tired to appaarte outta ther but the vietmsn wer so fast and he tried and tired and went but he didnt and was stabed. his last words was "i love marry and"
jimbo slice saw the garnage and he cryed. he saw asker in teh feld and normn in the lake and timmy on the man and the man on timmy and the nam. he sudenly decide to retreat
"retreat" said he with a loud say and the men loked up and saw boms and they died
jimi crossroads was sad and wen he got home he was more sad at tim obrin who was alyve anyway
and tim obrane rote a book caled Things Carry Them and gave me cancer