Santa has jus finished beating one off. As it was usual santa stroked his hairy 11 and a half foot long dik until he saw the veins then as was always his semen was a mix of cum and stomach fluids. He emptied his drippings into a shot glass and fed it to his raindeer who now sirvive off of human cum and elf flesh.
On the santa's way t give the cum to the raindeer waked in the room. "Santa can I sip some of your semen?" she said. "okay" santa responded. The couple's relationsip was currently as limp as Santa's errectile disfunction.
they hobbled into there room. They new that having some crazy kinky sex was the only way to keep their moldy relationship fresh. Just the nite before demanded to have rouph type sex. To start the evening santa released his sex elfs to pleasure the Clause all over. She moaned with great urgency and sensuous deviance as one of the retarded sex elfs shuved his stubby arm up her cavernous vaj.
Now Santa's tern to step into the love. He ripped off his red overcaot exposing his saggy man breasts. Seeing the Clause being pleasured always turned him on and he began to lactate until the jolly melk joined on to the floor. With much pain santa begun to errect with the nuddy smell of old semean which stuck to the hairy surfase of his festive penis. (Santa dick hert becuse he has a hernia). Now lumbering over to female clause he shoved the pussy pleasering elfs away exept for the retard elf; he would watch.
Mrs. Clause sat on her black velvet sex hair which hooked up wires of electricisity. Santa smellled the horny in her breath. As the volts giggled her blubber her nips begun to harden like ends of a lemon. The retard elf picked his nose while his deformed penis bonered up.
The santa wife was readi for the kinky. Her fat ass flopped on the bed at was redery for Stantas holly jolly fuckery. Santa squated his fat hairy anal hole ontop of Mrs. Clause' face. Santa could feel the brick like terd slowly squeeze out of his hole. It was a devious black moist peice of dark weight filled shit. The shit terd plopped into her mouth hole and she puckered her lips in strange satisfaction. The shit traveled to the back of her throt and santa started frenching with her. The semi-fluid turd slothed in both of their mouths as it yo-yo's between the tounges. Unpredicted to both a firm turdlet narrowlly missed mrs. Clause' esophagus and drifted into her trachea, the terd refused to melt blocking her air supply. She began to cough up shit, she projectile vomited liquid fecies on the ceiling but the shit began to flow into her lungs. In a desperite action of destress Santa began to mouth Mrs. Clause and suck her uvula.
Mrs. Clause dropped to her knees as the shit went into her circulation. She was a dead clause now. He knew it was no good. It wasn't his falt. It was the retard elf. Santa strolled towards the retard elf and pulled down his pants. Santa went down on him sucking the semi-polygonal stick of the tard. Just before the elf ejaculated Santa took a naughtly nibble, he bit upon the elf dick and it screamed "BLAHHEIAHIEH". With a freight train of fury Santa bit harder. Santa felt the satisfying snap of the tards dick veins. Pressurised blood sprayed everywhare. Unlike normal blood elf blood is sweet. Santa took a real nice swollow and dick elf dick traveled down his througt. The retard elf did a merry dance before it finally dropped and foamed on the floorr.
This is when Santa knew the true meaning of Christmas: Kill all the jews.