I couldn't resist making an AU out of this one! For now it's got no specific plot to speak of because I don't just want to copy Almost Perfect, unless I get any really good ideas; it's just how Jack copes with life as a woman. Updates will come as and when my schedule is free and the inspiration hits me. I've nicked the first chapter out of my What Ifs...? so if you have read that one already you have the option of reading it again or skipping to the next chapter. Read and review as always. x
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but a keyboard, a computer, and a mind. Damn. x
Dirty Slut
'Oi!' Barked Gwen. 'Stop that! I can see your arse.'
'Nah, stay there. I kinda like it. Wait – let me get my camera.'
'Piss off Owen! Just because you have to perve at and objectify everyone that moves does not mean that we all do!'
'Calm down, PC Cooper.'
'Shut it – for God's sake, straighten up! You're wearing a thong! Don't you even think about sassing me, Harkness, either! You don't get a say in this.'
Ianto stared at the scene before him, rolling his eyes in disbelief as the situation got progressively worse. Leaning over a workstation for all to see, wearing an expression of polite interest, was a tall, slender figure. Having a photographic memory, Ianto had seen it all before, although he still couldn't help but take it all in. Six inch heels, sky-high legs which ended with a too-short pink rah-rah skirt; the subject of Gwen and Owen's argument. Continuing upwards, there was the perfectly formed, pinched-in size six waist, accentuated by a figure hugging top. Breasts that were far too large and voluptuous to be anywhere near natural were barely held in by a push-up brassiere; cleavage giving the Valley of Death a run for its money. Long dark hair cascaded down the shoulders and framed the angelic, yet mischievous, face. She was laughing at the trouble she was causing, and at the social politics that could only exist within Torchwood.
Ianto sighed pensively.
He still hadn't got used to calling his lover 'Jacqueline'.
This is the start of something beautiful. Please review. MC. x