A/N: Okay, this story is from sasuke's point of view and I'm a figment of his imagination. This is a conversation he has with me during his health class at ninja academy.
Disclaimer: I do not own Sasuke or any of the other Naruto characters I may use. I only own me, well I did, but I had to sell me to pay off a bet, so don't sue me!!!!
Me: How do you feel today?
Sasuke: Hn…could be better. -.-
Me: Are you awake and alert?
Sasuke: Hell no! It's the last class of the day!
Me: Do you have energy?
Sasuke: What is this energy you speak of?
Me: Are you ready to face the day's challenges and stresses?
Sasuke: Nope, I'm going back to bed.
Me: Is your outlook generally upbeat?
Sasuke: Not right now it ain't!
Me: Why?
Sasuke: Cause your asking me these random questions! fumes
Me: Are you happy to be alive?
Sasuke: Once again not at the moment. .
Me: OMG! WHY NOT?!
Sasuke: Cause I have school and classes to attend.
Me: Oh. Did you eat well, exercise hard, and get a good nights sleep?
Sasuke: I ate cold pizza and played Guitar Hero till 4 in the mourning, do you think I even had time to exercise?
Me: You know, your not all that healthy.
Sasuke: DUH!
Me: We really have to fix that.
Sasuke: Why?
Me: Cause what affects you affects me.
Sasuke: Wait! Who are you?!
Me: Hmmmmm….beats me!
Sasuke: faints
Me: Weeeeeeeee! This is fun!
Sasuke: No it isn't
Me: Not health class, I mean what I'm doing is fun
Sasuke: And that is….
Me: Running around the English room terrorizing the teacher
Sasuke: OH NO! not mr. szott! heavy sarcasm
Me: What? You like his class?
Sasuke: NO YOU IDIOT!!! whacks head against a wall
Me: Well, what then?
Sasuke: Did ya hurt the couch?
Me: No.
Sasuke: Good
Me: Why?
Sasuke: I like that couch, it is nice to me
Me: It hates me!
Sasuke: Too bad for you!
Me: Maybe if I give it a cookie then it will like me better
Sasuke: No! don't give it a cookie, it'll make it sick!
Me: Then what can I give it?
Sasuke: Give it coins
Me: Coins?
Sasuke: Yeah, like spare change and loose dimes an nickels and quarters, couches love that kinda stuff!
A/N: Yea, if you couldn't follow this then you're not alone. I really just made it up spur of the momment! eh heh heh, sasuke is a little out of carachter and he's very emo! yay emoness!! This may be a oneshot or I may decide to continue it, I don't know. Tell me if you want me to continue! Mr. Szott, or TSzott, is my english teacher. I kinda made this up on the spur of the moment! I hope you enjoyed it!! R&R