Honestly I was listening to Pandora (which I do not own) and the song First Date by Blink-182 (who I wish I owned!) and I started cracking up because I remembered the video. Oh god! -wipes tears of laughter of of eye- Look up the video if you haven't seen it! Bahahaha. Any who it inspired me to write this! Even though it might not really have anything to do with it. The video is hilarious so I wanted to write a funny one shot. It's really just a three hundred word drabble. x)
I do not own Maximum Ride
Title: Iggy, Nudge, and a moth
Pairing: none really. Iggy/Nudge if you really imaginative
Takes place: Before the Angel Experiment
Nudge's POV
"Come here you little bastard!" I heard Iggy's voice from the living room.
"What is it now Ig?" I asked walking into the room. Looking over I noticed Iggy, with a pillow in his hand, attempting to kill a moth. "IGGY NO!" I yelled.
"What? What?" Iggy franticly "looked" around, a tan pillow in his left hand.
"The moth!" I said, pointed to the small insect Iggy was about to mutilate.
He raised his blond eye brow.
"If your going to kill it, kill it humanly. Like all at once, so it doesn't suffer. Don't just whack it once then leave it there to die in pain. It doesn't want to go through all that!" I cried.
"Nudge, it's just a moth." Iggy said his voice dead-pan, he dropped to pillow.
"What if you were a moth?" I snapped back quickly.
"How on God's freaking green earth could I be a God damned moth?"
"You both have wings" I protested.
"O-kay," He said slowly, giving me a confused and cautious look. "Suppose I was a moth."
"How would you like to die? If you were a moth."
"Of old age," He said bluntly.
"No! No! How would you like to be killed?" I corrected.
"I don't wanna be killed!" Iggy pouted.
"Answer my damn question!" I growled.
"Fine, fine. I would, hmm. Oh! I would want to be set on fire!" Iggy said clasping his hands together and bring them up the the left side of his chin. There was a dreamy twinkle in his eyes.
I face palmed. "You. Are. Hopeless!" I screamed, throwing my hands in the air.
"Love you too, Nudge," Iggy smirked.
"Yeah, yeah. You can take your love and shove it up your-"
"Language!" He cut me off. I just rolled my eyes.