This is one of the first things I wrote…*tearing* PLEASE DON'T FLAME MEEEE!
Disclamer: I don't own Hetalia….so…yeah…
"OW! OW! OW! STOP!"
"Stop? But why, мой подсолнух? It feels good, дa?"
"No, it does not feel go-aaiii~!"
"But I think it feels very good. It is making you all hot and sweaty! You look adorable, мой подcoлнечника I really don't want to stop now!"
"Aaii~ Russia you got my shirt all wet and dirty and its all hot! Now I'll have to change clothes before we go out tonight!"
"Why don't we just stay here and have fun. This is fun, дa?"
"No! No! NO! THIS IS NOT FUN! NOW STOP SHOVING THAT IN MY FACE AND GET OUT!"
"But Аме-"
"No buts, you are getting out now!"
The Russian man slinked out of the room pouting.
"Ahhh…finally, now I can finish washing the cookie pans." America sighed, stripping off his wet shirt and picked up the soap bottle that Russia had recently be shoving in his face. He turned the cold water knob up and the hot one down until the water was warm and finished washing the pan.
America is trying to wash the cookie sheet after making chocolate chip cookies…Russia decides to help and he makes a big mess…He turns the water up WAY hot, America doesn't realize it and keeps the pan under the water. The pan heats up quickly 'cause it is a metal one and he burns his hands…Russia thinks it is a good temperature cause he is usually freezing but it is way too hot; he gets it all over America's shirt and America gets all sad cause it was an awesome shirt and now it is all dirty…THEN Russia starts shoving the soap in America's face *really don't know why just felt like it* America gets mad and sends him out and you know the rest…
Translations (sorry if they fail I dunt speak Russian…)
мой подсолнух- my sunflower (Russian)
дa- yes (Russian)
Америка- America (Russian)