For anyone who isn't interested in seeing finn become a total bad ass look away now

1 year after the death of his best friend jake finn could not cope with the pain and was never the same he changed his wardrobe entirely he no longer wore his bear hat or blue shirt or pants not even his shoes he now wore a white t shirt and a long sleeve shit under it that was black and white horizontal stripes he wore black skinny jeans and black and white converse he disappeared after the funeral leaving his bear hat on the tomb

Finn come in finn

im hear over finn replied to the mysterious voice

your target should be leaving the building now

yea I see him now alright going radio silent

*click the headset went off*

(pause for our confused audience finn is staring down the scope of his 308Winchester The stock is an A-4 McMillan with saddle cheek piece and butt spacers. Many actions can accommodate this design. It has a Shilen select stainless steel match grade barrel with a length of 25" and a 1-12" twist chamber whoa mouthful anyway)

Alright sorry about this buddy but somebody spayed a lot of money for you to die he said gripping a locket he waited for a man to walk out of his house and took off his safety *Bang* the man dropped and finn jumped up and ran with his sniper he got back to the tree fort (which didn't look too good it was messed up dirty looking and old

And through his duffle bag that held his gun ammo and other assorted weapons he also took off a bullet proof vest and laid on the couch and passed out but just as he closed his eyes there was a knock at the door he looked at the door and got scared he grabbed a pistol and aimed it at the door

He approached the door carefully and threw it open he saw nothing he looked and walked outside looking around and saw nothing when he turned around he saw a face he didn't expect to see

It was cake fionnas sister he sighed

ooh it's just you he put his gun away

finn we can't keep doing this fionna is starting to ask questions about who im talking to over the phone and is asking where im going she not buying that your dead line like everybody else is

c'mon cake you can't be serious he replied

look finn I can get you maybe 1 more job but its super tough not your usual one target kill job

I don't care I'll take it finn said with confidence

Alright ooh and here I made this for you I know you haven't had a home cooked meal in a while she said with a smirk and left

He opened it it was a couple of cheese burgers he went inside and ate and went to sleep this was the best thing he ate in days

Quick fionna pov

Fionna was questioning cake about where she took that food and what she was doing

Fionna I just went on a date with lord monochromicorn calm down

really because I spent the day with lord monochromicorn we beat up ice queen

Cat smirked upset realizing her lie was saw through

Where is he cake

I can't tell you

I knew you knew where he was but why won't you tell me where he is?

Because he told me not to tell you fi because he knows you'll bother him

He's dam right I will im his girlfriend im entitled to know where he is

No fi you were his girlfriend he wants you all to think he's dead for a reason

Ooh yea why is that huh?

Because he is still hunting jakes killer and he doesn't want anyone else to get hurt

That idiot can't see that he's hurting more people then he's protecting she said while crying a river

Uuuuggghhh finns going to kill me for this but if you really love him then

Yea fionna said looking up with tears on her face

You can find him in the old tree house knock on the door 3 times then kick it gently so he doesn't shoot you

She squealed thank you cake she said while she ran off

Im going to go take a nap cake said

Fionna running to finn house encountered some monsters on her way and halfway there she ran into Marceline

Marceline what's up

Nothing she replied with a smile on her face as she said kicking a bag into the dirt

What's in the bag marce ooh just my scraps from dinner

Help me fionna heard coming from the bag

Shut up Marceline said kicking the bag

Marceline fionna screamed in a serious way

what it was a joke he's not my dinner he was some gremlin I found sneaking into my house

ooh ok she said well im off

okay see ya fi fi

Marceline went back to stuffing her bag into the floor

Fionna arrived at the old tree fort she knocked 3 times and kicked lightly

God dammit cake how many times are you going to… he stopped as he saw fionna

Dammit cake

Dammit cake that's all you can say too your girlfriend after 1 year

Go home fionna he said while closing the door

She put her foot in the door

No not until we talk about this

There's nothing to talk about he said with anger

Ooh really so you don't want to talk about me & you

There is no me and you he said while lifting weights

So how about jake is there a jake

Finn dropped the weights don't take it there

I know he died in your arms finn and I know you blame yourself

If only I was stronger he started sobbing opening his locket to see the picture of him and jake

And soon he burst into full on waterworks

Fionna hugged him and then kissed on the lips passionately

As finn realized what happened he kissed back and they took it upstairs where things got intimate

(uugh that seems like a good stopping point ha-ha R&R and pm with thoughts for the show this Mordok1d saying peace)