A/N:I'm sorry if there's any misspells on this chapter since my MSW got block i had not other choice but to try and write it to my best skill anyway hope you enjoy =D
Actions have consecuenses Zack
Somewhere in a dark room.
The room was fill with a lot of people from different ranks and department they all where talking at the same time with the look of annoyiense on their faces. In the middle of all of this stood the soo proudly First Class Zack Fair aka: The Soldier prankster who didn't have any idea what he was call in for or why it seems that every person in the room seem to be angry glares at him.
"SILENCE!" the voice of the General ran into the room making everyone in the room shut their mouth's in a second. "now what seems to be the problem this time?" Sephiroth ask as he look around the room and wait until someone finally answer his question.
"Him!" said a random person as he pointed at Zack. "Ever since he came back from his previous mission he has done nothing but make our lives miserabre by playing all does prank on us."
"Yeah like just last week i walk into the restroom to use the toilet only for the toilet to explode and cover me in shit." said a random Second Class Soilder.
"Or when i was in the middle of a meeting he put a fart bag in my chair making me look like i farted when i sat on the chair." Genesis said enrage his hand aching to wrap them around his pretty little neck.
"Let's not forget the time when he painted Rude's head white and make some random chococo sit on his head thinking it was her baby egg,yo" Reno said trying not to laugh at the memories of his partner being knock out by a chococo.
In the middle of all of this Zack was already laughing out loud and rolling on the floor as he remember all those wonderful pranks that he manage to pull off this week. put he quickly stop laughing when he felt Sephiroth's death glares coming from his direction.
"I guess this is starting to become a problem to everyone in this room that Fair's pranks are getting out off hand therefore there will be concecuenses for his actions." Sephiroth said as he stood into the light only to reviel that his long silver hair was now the color of pink.
"OMG HE PAINTED YOUR HAIR PINK!"Genesis laugh as he saw Sephiroth's pink girly hair put his laughther didn't last long as he was knock down by a very pissed and not in the mood Sephitoth.
"Anyway as i was saying you have to pay for your actions Fair and as your punishment you have to be the slave of the person who you have prank the most this week." he was about to say more when Zack shouted "WHAAATT! BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR SEPH!. but he ingnore it and continue talking." and if so much as fail to do everything that person tells you for an entire week then i have no other choice put to kick you out of the Soilder program."
"What but i didn't do anything that bad come on seph cut me some slack. Angeal say something." Zack plead to his mentor with his big puppy eyes trying to get out of this mess with whatever means necessary.
Angeal just shook his head in response." Sorry puppy but you have to learn that their's always a certian limits to your pranks." he said as he scratch his not bald head since Zack decided to use the clorox's prank he had no choice put to shape his entire head. oh how he missed the feeling of his hair. ='(
"Then its decided does anyone know who's the person who got prank the most this week?" Sephiroth ask as everyone in the room began to whisper among themselves.
"i belive that would be Soilder Firts Class Cloud Strife sir." finally someone responded after a few minutes. At this Sephiroth look amuse. "Cloud huh? this would be interesting." he thought in his mind. "ok Fair from here on out you shall be Strife's slave for a week and do everything Strife's order you to do other wise your out of the program. now that's done get the hell out of my office i got things to do if you people dont mind." growl the General has he went back to his desk so he could continue his work.
Zack fell to his knees as he stare at the pink hair General not able to make a word come out off his mouth. OMG what had he done? now because of all the pranks he did he was now Cloud's slave for a week and if he didn't do anything the blonde tell him to do he would be out of the program? 'I rather get kick out than be Spiky's slave! he may look innocent on the outside put he was the devil on the inside when it came to tourter people' scream Zack on his mind. why why oh why did it have to be Cloud his worst than Sephiroth.
Zack nunbly stood up and left the office with does thought's on his mind. He knew that this wasn't going to be easy or if this was going to be painful. but there was one thing he knew well. he wasn't a croward. "BRING IT ON SPIKY! I'M READY FOR ANYTHING!." and that was ladies and gentelmen how Zack's misery began.
I'll stop here since it seem like a good spot to stop. anyway i hope you enjoy it soo far.
Hints for the next chapter:
Zack,Dress, and President Shinra XD
Zack: dress? what do you mean by DRESS?!
Author: sorry can't tell you other wise i'll spoil the surpise ;)
Zack: 0.0 i'm starting to freak out now
Cloud appears out of nowhere: you should Zack you should be a lot. (Grins wikely)
Zack:...mommy
Author: ANYWAYS REVIEWW!