AN/ This is my first fic, so please review! I don't care if you flame, just review. If you like it I might add another chapter, I'm open for suggestions.

Disclaimer: I don't own Nintendo, or church. But I do own my socks! Does Gannondorf's evil laugh and runs of before he can throttle me.

The Smashers go to Church

It was Sunday morning, not that it usually meant anything to the smashers. They normally just sat around doing nothing. However this Sunday Master Hand had gotten sick and tired of that. He called all the smashers to the main hall to make a very important announcement.

"As you all know this is Sunday," He began, "So instead of just sitting around you are going to go to a Christian church."

"What!" Link shouted "I'm not even Christian, plus there's no way I'm giving up sitting on my butt for some stupid ceremony!"

Master Hand tried to look at him skeptically, but then realized he had no eyes. He sighed; sometime these teenagers could be so difficult! "You will to go," He said as menacingly as he could, which was pretty menacing considering he was a glove. "Or I will dump your butt back in the forest you came from and you can spend the rest of your life with the Kokoriki, got that!"

Link gulped and nodded feebly. The rest of the smashers sighed and sulked. Peach pulled a beet from the ground and hugged it. Master Hand surveyed the group and then left, feeling very satisfied. The smashers just stood there for another five minutes before Marth broke the silence. "I think we should go get ready." He suggested. The group agreed and half-heartedly walked off to get dressed.

So after several chaotic events, (which I am to lazy to write), the Smashers where ready. They had all congregated in the main hall of the mansion, and where milling about aimlessly. Samus had gone to the corner of the room and stayed there pouting, she wasn't about to go showing her face to the entire world. Unfortunately, for Samus, Master Hand showed up at that very moment spoiling her plans.

"Okay everyone, time to go to church!" He cried sounding like a five-year-old girl. The Smashers stared blankly at him. "Fine," He said grumpily, sounding quite put off "Just get into the darn portal."

The Smashers lined, tallest to shortest, and started to walk through the portal. Master hand nearly cracked a rib, er knuckle, from contained laughter. This was due to the fact that all the smashers, despite being in their nicest attire, where completely geared up. Even Samus had found some way to chug her weapons along (she had attached her chozo cannon to her arm).

Finally Master Hand got tired of substituting knuckles for ribs and burst out laughing. Peach glared at him, and secured her cast iron frying pan, as she walked through the portal. Master Hand kept laughing. Finally Link got tired of the gloves hysterical giggles, (I would to), and "accidentally" through his boomerang at him. Link whistled innocently at he stepped through the portal, catching his weapon behind his back. Unfortunately, he was a bit to wrapped up in whistling Mozart's Moonlight Sonata that he accidentally ran into Zelda.

The two of them tumbled through the portal and crashed into a red-carpeted floor. Zelda gasped trying to inhale air, and not succeeding, due to Link having fallen on top of her. "Can't breath…" The poor princess gasped.

Link blushed and quickly got off her, and hoisted her onto her feet. He stared around him at the vast room they where in. At the front was a loft that had an organ in it, and a stand with a microphone. There where pieces of fabric, with embroidered crosses on them everywhere, and large pews with people sitting in them. They where all staring at the smashers, who stood taking in their surroundings, or, in Zelda's case, gasping for breath.

Finally Roy got tired of this and turned to the nearest onlooker. "WHAT?" He screamed, very agitated. "Haven't you ever seen a bunch of warriors, from alternate universes, all drop through a portal into a sanctuary because of a giant talking glove?" The spectators just stared at him. "Guess not," He muttered and followed the rest of the Smashers into a pew, just as people in yellow robes started to fill in the loft.

A small girl in a white robe walked down the isle carrying a lit candle lighter. Roy eyes lit up, and as soon as the girl was seated, having lit the candles, and the choir started singing he snuck off. He wasn't the only one, Zelda had spied a harp and teleported over to it, hoping no one would notice the strong gust of wind. Link did, and he snuck off to join Zelda, as she softly started playing the song of storms. Gradually she got louder, but luckily the music blended in nicely. The Link pulled out The Ocarina of Time and joined her. The music resonated and resolved in the entire sanctuary being drenched. Zelda and Link stopped playing and dejectedly walked back to their seats.

Marth tapped Link on the shoulder, and then pointed to where Roy's seat was and then to where the little girl's was. Link put two and two together, "Let's go," he whispered and they snuck off to find the missing pyromaniac.

"Okay," The Minister said, a little annoyed, into the microphone on the stand. "Welcome, It good to see you all in the House of the Lord today, we also have a couple of announcements to make." The Minister continued his announcements, and then asked if there was anything he missed.

"I GOT THE ROSERIES!" Bowser cried storming forward and dumping a pile of holy necklaces on the Methodist minister despite his obvious objections they where not catholic. He stormed back to his seat and nodded, satisfied, at the Minister struggling with the heavy pile of rosaries.

"Mmpphh." He said, which translated to, "Let us pray," The entire sanctuary, minus the Smashers, bowed their heads. They didn't understand what he had said, they where just very used to the routine.

Suddenly Fox freaked out because he saw a fly. He screamed like a Barbie doll would and ran up Gannondorf. Fox sat there trembling and crying until Falco blasted the fly. He then shimmied down from a very angry Gannondorf.

"Heh, heh. Sorry, pathological fear of flies." He explained, turning magenta, which, in Peach's opinion, clashed horribly with his rusty brown fur.

The minister, who had now escaped the rosaries and was very annoyed, he bowed his head and started the prayer. It was long, and through the whole thing the Smashers just stood there looking stupid as the organ played lightly in the background.

The prayer ended in," Are father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day, our daily bread, and forgive us of our trespasses, as we forgive those wh-" BANG!

Link, Roy, and Marth came crashing through the ceiling and landed in the middle of the sanctuary covered in dusk. There was a shriek as the little girl came falling through the hole and was caught by Marth. Every one stared blankly at the three swordsmen as they stood up and Marth put the girl down.

"Quick someone,' Roy whispered, "Do something completely obnoxious and uncalled for."

Link not knowing what he was doing suddenly fund that his feet had carried him to beside Zelda. The princess gave him a look that clearly said, "I don't know what you did but boy are you toast!" Link looked at her for a moment longer, then grabbed her shoulders and kissed her.

"That qualifies." Roy said blankly, staring and the two Hylians as Link pulled away from Zelda and let go of her.

"Um, insert comment that will get me out of this." Link tried as Zelda stood there looking at him like he was Captain Falcon in a bikini. Crud, how am I going to get out of this one? Link thought desperately. Then a thought hit him, Might as well tell her the truth now.

"Zel, I love you." He started, "I always have, even if I just kissed you because Roy said to do something completely obnoxious and uncalled for."

Zelda grinned broadly at him and threw her arms around his neck. Her eyes where slightly teary and Link hugged her close. The two of them where in there own world and it took quite a bit of aheming, from the Minister, to bring them back to ours. (Glances around wildly for random Nintendo character.)

The rest of the service passed a bit more smoothly, except for one part when, during the offering, Mr. Game and Watch had emitted a series of beeps that Samus translated into, "I have to oil, do you have a 2-D bathroom?"

The next hazard was during communion. The Smashers where all kneeling at the reacceptance rail politely drinking their juice and eating their bred when the minister explained that they where the blood and body of Jesus Christ. After that there was a bit of screaming, barfing, and evil laughing.

The Smashers where all week kneed with relief when church ended. They rushed out causing a safety hazard and knocking over several stacks of Holy Bibles. As soon as they got outside Samus pulled out a cloak and tugged the hood on. Captain Falcon snorted and earned himself a kick in the shins.

"I'm famished!" Peach declared promptly, "Let's go eat over there." She pointed to a McDonald's and the smashers nodded vigorously. They all ran off glad to be free of that dratted Christian church.

AN/ Didyalikeit, huhhuhdidya? Remember I open for flames, praise, and constructive criticism. Tell me if you want me to put another chapter and feel free to suggest things. Just remember they'll be at McDonald's! Gasp It's Gannondorf, gotta fly! Rum from the insane dark wizard who will not let me go for steeling his laugh.