Of Diamonds and Blood

by Tribble Master

E/O Dust. Dean and Sam need Bobby's help with research. I mean, the books in a really old language and there's only one person to trust right?

Tittle: Of Diamonds and Blood
Word: Dust
Disclaimer: According to this really old book I don't own them.
A/N: He did it for the lulz. And chicks.

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"You've got to be joking."

"Look, I know this book is dusty and grabbled and weird, but Bobby translated it for us."

"But seriously."

"Yes."

"Where are we going to get a diamond encrusted dagger…"

"I'm sure there are places."

"…that's coated in the blood of a seahorse!"

"Okay, it'll be tough but there has got to be ways. We're not the first to kill a-"

"I'm not Aquaman, Sam. I'm not gonna find Nemo just to kill this sonofabitch."

"Dean, relax…what are you looking at?"

"It's just…what's Bobby doing over there?"

"Bobby, what the hell?"

"Ahahahahhaha. Gullible idiots."