So here is a parody of when Bella meets the Volutri, I and my sister (we wrote it). Hope you enjoy it! We laughed so hard as we wrote this, it is awesome. Hope that you like it! Enjoy!
Bella Swan Meeting Aro
Bella walked the halls, clinging to Edward, terrified. Jane gave her stares that stung. Whatever. Stay focused. Alec sniffed, and almost barfed. What was it? I smelled my armpits, and Edward gave me a weird glance. Even Gianna the human secretary gave me a weird stare. I turned to Alice, who was now ten feet away from me. What was it?
"Aro, I have done as you asked." Jane said bowing, on her hands and feet. She backed away back to her brother Alec.
"You have brought me two and one half vampires." He said with a mischievous smile. "Who is this?" Aro said clapping his hands.
Bella walked up, unsure. She looked at Edward, but he gave me the look that he would protect me. His nose squinted. Aro grabbed my hand, eyes all curious.
"It makes me—MUSTARD!" He said in a Scottish accent. "YOU'RE MOMMA COULD HAVE GIVEN YOU THE SMELL OF DEODERANT! BUT NO, MUSTARD!" He paused, stepping back, and said, "WHAT IS IT WITH HUMANS AND MUSTARD!" He sniffled, and said, "NASTY SPECIMEN!"
Jane looked unimpressed, and gave Aro his smelling salts. She stood on her tiptoes and said; "I knew she was odd at the start. A stupid and inconsequential human." Aro continued,
"GET HER AWAY FROM MY PRESENCE. Oh, and Alice, you have a nice power. BUT, ELIZABETH SWAN STINKS!"
"Aro, with all due respect, it's Bella." Bella said in a quiet voice.
"WITH ALL DUE RESPECT… KILL HER!"
Felix jumped up, and said,
"NO! FOR I LOVE HER!" He grabbed Bella, and kissed her. Then Edward got away, and punched Felix in the face.
THE END!