The sea was a deep and wonderous blue, and today was the day Spongebob was lerning to drive. He was going to show Mrs. Puffs that he can beat up all of the odds that are against his ways and paths. And he will drive on as the sponge he was born to be.

Spongesbob left his pinneapple of a home without feeding Gary because he forget and he was out of the sluge meat that was used too feed Gary with anyways!

"Moew." Croaked Gary as his organs began to dissolve from malicious nurishment. But, Spongebob was okay because he couldnt hear with his holes that were of ears.

"LALALALA~!" Sang Sopngebob in a diarrehana of a toon. "Today, my boosum will touch thiese cards of love and licensery!" He continued to sung.

Spongblob skipped slooply by the Krusty Karb, wich is that of the place he and Suqiqdward work. He decidd to stop in to say his grettings.

"HI MR KARBS!" Belolwed Splongebob. "I love you! And I love my jobs that is a frying cook.!

Mr. Crabs busted out of his shmelly office that smelled of weed and matsration. He grumbled towards Sopngebob and pickedout one of his boogery eye crusts.

"Daamit Spongebob! I ahve told you many of these times not to bother me when I am talking business whit Suqidwrqd. Why MUst you alway be infiltrative and rosy towards us on your non labor?

The Squidwerd stumbld out of the office with a joint of weed in his tennacle. He smelled horribly of unshowerdness.

"Spogeybob, what is this meery mess? I have told you of not any buggery!" He sneezed. The joint flew from his tennicle and burned mR. Carbs in the eye!

Mr. Krabs screemed a mighty roar a punched Squiwards inn his stamoch. He puked smoke smelling macarroni all over the Krusty Krabs. It hit many children and old womens. They also puked, filling the whole resturaunt with many different pukes. Mr. Krabs found this situation angering. He pinched Spoogeboobs nipple and yelled.

"Spludgebuns! You have ruined my resturanut and everyone is going to dislike you."

Everyine began to throw many hot dogs buns at spongeBob, covering him with skity puke bread.

"I apoligize!" Sobbed PSONgebob, now covered in much dough. "I only wanted to spred glee!"

Then he ran out of the building toawrds Patricks shit pile rock house. Soaking up his snots and shooting it at every porostitute he saw on the way. When her got back to the rock of house he squihsed against the door and rubbed his snot and booger all over it.

"Spnogebob! What of this earth are you donging?" He criyed fearlessly under his smelly rock shit house. He was naked and watching the television made of sands. He was on the sand channel watching sand. He found it of many much interests.

"I am saddened by the betrayl of my frineds ships Partick!" Spongboob pissed himself. He now smelled of urnies.

Patrick itched his butt for it was very itch and inftectd with herpes that Preal gave him. He then thought.

"Let's go to Snadys house!" He claimed.

"Particks was an infectuaous idea. I hope that Sandy is not busy karate choping all of her nuts." Sponegob wondered in a quizingly matter of matters.

Patrck and Spongebb walked tirwads Sandy's glas dome fugly house. They put on their aair helemnts and went inside. Patricks buutt was covered in red infammations. He scratched them menacingly.

"HI SANDY!" Creyed Spongeboobs. He hoped of Sandys aknolwegment and appretcion today. He rubbed his chins in dellightfuls,

"Howdy Splodgebob!" Yelled Sandy in her hick voice. "How are yall doin todays!"

"My butt itch." Mumbles Patricks.

"And I want to spred glees through the day!" Sad Spongeyboob in his annoyng voice that was picthed.

"Hmmm" commonplaced Sandy. She was feeling very horny and she totaly wanted to have a threesome. And this oppurtunity was of perfection.

"I Know how to fix your butt of ich yall." Flirted Sandy "Lets go up yo my tree bitches."

"Okie dokes Snady!" Affirmed Sploogebob.

Him and Patrick went inside of the rotting infestated treeodme. It melled of leeches and alchohlc bevrages. Sanyd fixed some beers for them and put sleepings drugs in Sludgebobs and Particks,

"Here yall goes."

"Ew this tastes like satans shithole!" Eplimented Pratick. But hethen collsaped along with Spongebib on to sandys bed made of acors and condoms.

"MWAHAHA yall!" Laughed SXaandys follish laugh.

(OMG what will happen? Find out next chapta!)