What is this...? I don't even know...
It's not easy being invisible, especially when you're stupid brother is always going on and on about how the whole world adores him and he's so awesome and shit. It was even worse when you had a boyfriend like Gilbert. Sometimes Matthew didn't know whether Gilbert was serious or whether he thought they were just "hooking up". Life was not easy for the little Canadian. Sometimes he wondered if the American rumors were right and he was just a great void between the mainland and Alaska.
"Hey are you okay?" A pair of green eyes looked at him.
"S-sorry," He blushed, "Miss. Hungary, how are you?"
"I'm fine, but don't call me that, it makes me feel like Roderich's maid again," She made a disgusted face, "You sure you're alright Matthew?"
The sound of his own name so shocked the nation that it took him a moment to respond, "You know who I am?"
"Well of course I do, you're one of Prussia's many victims."
"One of many?"
"Yeah, you didn't know?"
"No…" So he'd been right.
"Oh," She blushed, embarrassed to be the one to deliver the news, "I'm so sorry, mezem. He's a disgusting pig."
"Yeah…"
"Let's go get a drink okay?"
"But the meeting…"
"It's been over for half an hour, kedves," She took his hand sympathetically.
The Canadian blushed a little more, "O-Oh? I-I didn't know."
"It's alright," She smiled. He got the impression that she was always smiling.
"I think I love you, miss hungaryyyyyyyyyy."
"Mezem you've had so many drinks in you, I think you'd love anything that can breathe." She laughed, sipping at her wine. He frowned.
"No! There's lots of breathing here and I only like you!" He grabbed her shoulder and kissed her, not a difficult feat if you're sober, but he was so drunk he ended up hitting her nose.
"Oh honey," she giggled, translating her usual term of endearment into English, "That's so cute, but I'm only interested if you want to be my colony."
He couldn't tell if she was joking but he put an arm around her shoulder for support, "I'll be your colony if you sleep with me!" He said trying to sound seductive.
She raised an eyebrow, "Well…"
"C'mon," He hiccupped, "I'm not so bad."
"It's not like you can do anything in that state, but I topped for 50 years with Austria, one more night can't hurt."
The next thing he remembered was waking up. She was pulling on her dress laughing, "Silly boy, now you'll have to be my colony."
"Wh-what?"
She explained the drunken agreement of last night.
He could barely respond before she left.
Damn. Being Canada just got a lot more difficult.