Disclaimer: I do not own the phantom of the opera…don't take this too seriously

Phantom Phans have all the fun!

To us, Erik is number one

Some of us think Raoul sucks…

We envied Christine until she dumped the Phantom for Raoul (what a butt)

We get entranced by Erik's eyes,

And when he's sad we start to cry.

We've all read the book a dozen times

We writ poems, phan phics, and rhymes.

We know the songs, every word, ever quote…

To our friends we proudly gloat

Our knowledge of the opera ghost, the phantom we all love the most…

In the end, we all must sum

That phantom phans have all the fun!