"I'm in love with a striper…" Erica sang.
"I hate that song," Erissa said.
"Oh my god, when I was at magic camp I met this guy and he was so cute but a jerk sometimes and once he scared me and I was like oh my god and then he laughed so I hit him he was so mean," chattered Molly.
Elena rolled her eyes. "Yea, yea, we get it. But the other day I went to some weird place that no one's ever heard of and I talked to grown ups like a big girl and then I lied about a million times!"
They walked down the school hallway, talking. Then they ran into a couple of idiots named Daniel and Reid.
"Omg, I am so gay! Giggle!" said Reid.
"Ha-ha yea!" said Daniel, "And I'm really annoying!"
The Elena dissed Daniel but ended up going out with him anyway. He was butt-ugly, so naturally he was at the top of her list.
A week later Daniel realized he was gay and dumped Elena and ran off with Reid. Elena was really sad and said she was going to make muffins but never did. She ate a bunch of sugar instead and got a sugar high. An hour later she didn't care anymore and went out with someone else.
Molly spent all day on the computer and didn't do anything else except the next day she did go to bath junkie and buy 50 things.
On Monday Erica walked into school singing, "I'm in love with a striper…"
28 people turned around and shot her.
Erissa went to the mall with Elena and got really fat from all the candy Elena forced her to eat. When she saw her again, Elena said, "You're not fat, you calorie-counter!" really loud so everyone could hear. Then Erissa grabbed a little kid out of the crowd and use it to knock Elena out.
Then the police drove up and surrounded her and took her to jail.
"This isn't far, 28 people shot Erica and none of them got arrested!" she protested.
"That's because we hired them," replied the policemen. "She was really annoying the hell out of us."
The Molly found out Erica had died and celebrated by buying 50 more things she didn't need and joining 100 more roll-playing sites.
And then Elena found out and she celebrated by giving herself a sugar high and calling Erissa and freaking her out.
Then Elena hung up on her and 40 guys called afterward and asked her out. Elena said yes to all of them except one 'cause he was cute. Elena didn't like cute guys because they usually didn't want to go out with her as much and so she thought they were stuck up.
Then Erica came back from the dead as a ghost and haunted everyone by singing "I'm in love with a striper…" in their ear all day, causing several suicides.
Then Sam and Dean Winchester from Supernatural showed up and killed her again, but not before Dean almost died in agony of having that song stuck in his head.
Then Erissa and Molly got in a fight over Sam and Dean started watching them, but left to have a one night stand with Elena.
Erissa and Molly were about to kill each other, but Reid showed up because Daniel had dumped him for Andrew Martinez. So Sam went out with him instead. Then everyone got jealous and killed Reid.
Sam ran home and cried. "I'm cursed! Everyone around me dies!" He was going to kill himself but was too much of a coward.
Dean and Sam were gonna leave but stayed around just long enough so the author would have an excuse to put it in the Supernatural category so she could post it on fanfiction dot net.
So Dean had another one night stand with Elena then they left.
Giggle!