Shampoo and Dental Plans

by Lenquo

A bit of a crack-fic that I wrote with a friend about 3 years ago. Two RFGs find themselves in Middle Earth and proceed to wreak havoc on live as Tolkienites know it.

1. Prologue

Shampoo and Dental Plans

Prologue

It was a dark, rainy day. Two girls sat home alone, fighting over the remote with kitchen knives. A fat black and white cat pushed the TV Guide off of the coffee table. It fell open to that day and the girls paused to glance at the shows. There was nothing on.

"Lee, we're watching Fellowship of the Ring." Renee said, twirling her knife expertly.

"Okay." She grabbed the DVD and opened the player.

They grabbed their favourite movie watching items, a lighter and a nazgul costume, complete with actual sword. The movie was to the point where Arwen crosses the river when the picture blinked out. Both girls ran to inspect the wires, trying frantically to untangle them when lightning struck the house. Everything went black as the two girls went hurtling through time and space.