This is just a silly, silly oneshot I wrote. Shades of Grey is coming, but I'm having a bit of a block. This is set after prom, but only with the while Mer/Der drama.
Does He Love You?
(Addison enters. She is in surgical scrubs and is in an operating room. She holds a scalpel as a microphone. There is a single light one her. Another light is added to show Derek lying on the operating table. The viewing box is full of all our favorite cast members.)
Addison: I've known about you for a while now
When he leaves me he wears a smile now
As soon as he's away from me
In your arms is where he wants to be
(Cast is watching in astonishment. Nurses run out to spread gossip. Nurse Debbie is typing frantically in her blog as she watches. Meredith walks in and shakes her head. A spot light is added to show her. She is also dressed in scrubs and holding a scalpel as a microphone. Finn sees her from the viewing area and shakes his head sadly before leaving. Alex hands Cristina money when Finn walks out.)
Meredith: But you're the one he rushes home to
You're the one he gave his name to
I never see his face in the early morning light
You have his mornings, his daytimes
And sometimes I have his nights
(Addison sighs and shrugs. She lives in a trailer; she would rather be in New York with Mark. Meredith could have his nights if she went to the trailer and Addison got to live in a normal house.)
Both: But does he love you (does he love you)
Like he loves me (like he loves me)
Does he think of you (does he think of you)
When he's holding me
And does he whisper (does he whisper) all of his fantasies
Does he love you (does he love you) like he's been lovin' me
(The two of them move so they are looking at each other over Derek's body and they shake their scalpels at him sadly.)
Meredith: But when he's with me, he says he needs me
And that he wants me, that he believes in me
(Addison nods at her and the two turn away from Derek. Seperat spotlights follow them as they walk away from him.)
Addison: And when I'm in his arms, oh he swears there's no one else
Is he deceiving me, or am I deceiving myself?
(They turn and walk around Derek so they are face to face. It looks like they are going to fight, and the interns begin to make bets.)
Both: But does he love you (does he love you)
Like he loves me (like he loves me)
Does he think of you (does he think of you)
When he's holding me
And does he whisper (does he whisper) of his fantasies
Does he love you (does he love you) like he's been lovin me
(The song ends and the two bow. Derek wakes up and looks at the two of them.)
"What just happened?"
"Nothing Derek." The two women put their scalpels down as the viewing box erupts into applause and they get a stading ovation. Meredith and Addison bow.
Meredith turns to Addison.
"We should do that again sometime."
"Yeah. We could charge though. Make money. Any song ideas?" The women walk out Derek still on the operating table in confusion.
So... I know it was goofy but whatever. If their are any other songs you can think of I might add one, but other then that, I don't know any other songs that could fit. Suggestions are welcome!