A/n: Ok, I watch Inuyasha. And I like it. I find him amusing so, I decided to poke a little bit of fun at him for being so manly all the time, I hope that you like it, it was just for fun, nothing serious and it's probably only going to be a one-shot.
Inuyasha looked around, making sure that no one was around. Seeing no one, he grinned and pulled something out of his poofy pants. From a distance, it might have looked like porn but it wasn't. it was Inuasha's passion, what he loved to do but was to manly to admit it. It was a CD. But, this wasn't just any CD. Nope, it wasn't rock or rap or punk. None of that, it was… Ballet music!
This month, Inuyasha had decided to do "Swan Lake." He was in a dance group that gave him his parts to practice once a day then, a couple of times everyone would practice together. So, he would practice all week, then go to Kagome's world and perform in front of the people there.
Looking around once again, making sure that there was no one, (he could have explained the CD, somehow.) he took something else out from his poofy pants. It was his outfit. The tight shirt that displayed the upper half of his body wonderfully and the really, super tight, tights that, once he had them on, displayed his manhood in a most embarrassing manor. But that was all right with him, he wasn't exactly small, he had something to display.
He stripped off his poofiness and put on the tight shirt and tights. Then he realized something; he had forgotten the CD player! So, Inuyasha pulled his poofy clothes back on and stuffed the CD back into his pants.
Inuyasha ran back to the well and went though it to Kagome's world. He snuck across the lawn and into the house. When he finally made it into Kagome's room, he let out the breath he had been holding during his sneaking.
Then, a small hand touched his shoulder. Inuyasha jumped and turned around, ready for action. "What are you doing in my room Inuyasha?!" Said a girl's voice. A second later, he saw who it was. Kagome!
"Oh, hi Kagome, I didn't expect to see you here…" He had said it before he had had time to think about it.
"Huh? You're in my room. Why would you not expect to see me here?" Kagome asked suspiciously.
"Er… Because… I thought that you were with Sango and Miroku…" "Smooth Inuyasha, way to cover your tracks… You suck." He thought.
"Whatever, so Inuyasha, what are you doing in my room?
"I wanted to get something that I thought I had left here from the last time I was in here?"
"Oh? And what would that be?" Kagome started tapping her foot, she crossed her arms and glared at him.
"Uh… I forget." He replied stupidly.
"You were going to go through my things weren't you?!" Kagome screamed at him.
"Uh, no not—"
"You were so! If we weren't in my house I'd be screaming at you to sit— Oh whoops." Kagome said as the power of his necklace pounded Inuyasha into the floor. He glared up at her from his position on the floor. "Get out Inuyasha!" Screamed Kagome, hitting him with a broom that was in her closet.
"Ow! Now wait a minute!"
But, Kagome didn't want to wait a minute. She hit him with the broom again. "Either you leave through the door or I push you through the window!"
"Ok, ok, but I just wanted to borrow your CD player." Said Inuyasha as he headed out the door.
A/N: I am working on finishing this, because yes, there is more, I have a whole other page to go on this but I'm just to lazy to type it, so yea... The rest is going to be coming. I swear it!