The Gods Become Teachers
Disclaimer: Do I look like I am Rick? No it doesn't so therefore, I am not the mastermind behind PJO
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Zeus Becomes The Principal
On Olympus
"I am bored!" Aphrodite complained, throwing the fashion magazines to the side.
"Go make some mortals fall in loves, who are unlike each other." Athena waved her off not taking her eyes off of the book written by one of her sons, Mark Twain.
"We could write some songs or poems." Apollo grinned.
"Or we could become the teachers at Goode. I mean common, today is all of our children's first day." Hermes grinned, along with a few other gods.
"That idea isn't that bad." Athena said, which ironically she was the goddess of wisdom. Zeus came into the throne room, and sat down.
"What are we doing?"
"We are going to scare our children!" Ares chuckled, which caused Zeus to become confused. They filled him in, and he agreed on the idea.
"I can't go; I was loyal and didn't go out and HAVE children with mortal men." Hera glared at Zeus, who laughed nervously. For the king of gods, he was afraid of his wife.
"So Hades can take her place!" Demeter said with fake joy. Persephone rolled her eyes, luckily it wasn't winter and she could stay up on Olympus.
"That actually isn't half bad. Hermes, contact the other gods like Poseidon and Hades." Zeus declared.
Thalia's POV
I walked into Goode with Annabeth, because Percy and the others were car pooling (A/N Percy really MUST like pooling!). We walked into the doors of Goode to be greeted by the Stolls. They seemed to be already into mischief. A few minutes later, the rest of the gang rolled in, finding their lockers.
"Hey Jace!" Piper, the daughter of Aphrodite smiled at him. They seriously like each other, but won't admit their feelings. It is getting on my nerves, that he is being a baby and won't ask her out. Then again, he is my baby brother, from a different form of religion. He was from the Roman religion, while I was in Greek. I still don't understand that.
I was snapped out of my thoughts when the first bell rang. Everyone had a different class, and I got study. I thought it was pointless because I haven't had any classes yet, so there was no point. I decided to annoy the teacher that was actually Paul. He really didn't realize who I was so he didn't care if he sent me to the principals.
Which he did. I mean I wasn't aiming the stapler at his tie. Luckily it didn't hit any skin; it just got him stuck to the wall. Blame my ADHD. You really couldn't blame my dyslexia, because it doesn't have to do anything with this situation. He sent me to the principal, which I wasn't surprised. If I was Paul, I would send me there to.
I opened the door to the principal's office to see that Jason was sitting there to. He said that he got to class late, and it was a strict teacher.
I sat in the chair besides him, waiting for the principal to come in. In came a man that looked like my father, in his less godly form. He was wearing a pinstripe suit, and a fedora that matched the suit. He looked like a detective almost, that was looking for some clues, and maybe I dunno 39 of them?
I realized that it was my father, after I saw the cheesy name. Mr. Zoos? How creative it that, it is worse than Apollo's haiku. Mostly the one about how hunters are a waste of peoples' time. I don't know why Jason would be here, he technically is Roman not Greek. I shook away the thought and looked at my dad.
"I didn't do it!" I said, knowing there wasn't much hope to it. I knew that I did do it, but I was talking to my father. He could ground me or something.
"What didn't you do?" He asked. He must not have known what happened to Percy's stepfather.
"Umm… what did you not do?" I countered back, causing my brother to chuckle.
"What are you laughing at, Mr. Grace?" Zeus raised an eyebrow.
"Nothing sir." Jason said quickly.
"Sir, what do you like better? The sky, the underworld, or the sea?" I asked, getting a blank and confused stare from Jason.
"Sky." Zeus replied bluntly.
"I like the water better. Maybe even death more than both." I just made the biggest mistake. He was fuming, almost looking like I just told him that the sky is the worst. Oh wait, I just did. Crap.
"Very well then, Miss Grace." His eye twitched while looking at me. I just decided to end it there, I was killing him enough.
"And who came up with your last name?" I asked. I really wished I didn't. He made me swear on the river of Styx that I couldn't tell the full story, along with Jason (which doesn't give much effect).
And I can't tell you what he said. Not yet.
Alright! Anyways, you already know why they are doing this, but Thalia doesn't know. Sorry if it was OOC.
Which god should be next?
And what classes should each god teach. So far I got:
Poseidon- Swimming coach
Ares- History (meaning war)
Athena- A building club/class
I need some for the rest of the gods! Please help!
Next god would probably be Poseidon or Athena, your choice!
And please submit ideas for what the other gods should teach! And should I throw in some minors?
R&R