Author's Note: I don't own anything here. In fact, I don't even know where it came from. Hence, the messed up excuse for a title. [see below]
Pants should be cherished since they cover our nakedness.
Gintoki was bored. There was absolutely nothing that he could further do. The house was clean, the fridge was full, the dog fed and walked. There really was nothing to do.
To make things worse, he had just woken up. Gintoki had never been more restless in his entire life. The fleeting thought of age crossed his mind briefly but he went to no qualms to further address it. What the heck was up with that narrative sentence? Gintoki wondered in his mind.
'Since when did I have a narrator for my life? ….Ah. This must be like one of those manga cut scenes where they have all thoughts. Usually to introduce the character. Wait, how the hell is this supposed to mean anything? I DON'T need to be introduced! Just watch episode 1 for god sake. Another one of those damned schemes to take up time.'
Scratching his head, Gintoki thought a bit some more, becoming further piqued by his inner monologue.
'Piqued. What the hell does that mean? I'm NOT piqued by anything. Damn stupid narrator. This must be some case of the flu, probably. My head hurts.'
Gintoki began to feel a bit sick.
'ACK! This is some conspiracy isn't it?! I was feeling fine three minutes ago. From boredom to sickness? Hell, can viruses even travel that fast?'
Gintoki paused to think a bit.
'Now that I mention it, I seem to be thinking more than usual…and why can I see all my thoughts in that black box above me? "
Sure enough, you see a black box above you. It seems all your thoughts are appearing in that box.
'Oi! This is an invasion of privacy! And what is with the change in narration?! This isn't some Persona game! This is my life we're talking about here!!!"
You suddenly grow silent. You can feel something watching you.
'…'
You try telling yourself that ghosts do not exist.
'Whatt. Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha..so I seeee how it is. You're trying to scare me, and then make me do something stupid are you. Well, AHAHA. I'm not afraid of any damned ghosts.'
To prove your point, you attempt to walk into the bathroom, the darkest place in your home.
You failed. Maybe you should try raising your Courage to Fearless.
'…G-g-host…in the mirror.'
Since you were unable to enter the bathroom, you have had an unfortunate accident.
'…OI. THIS AIN'T FUNNY ANYMORE.'
Gintoki has wet his pants. Something that looks suspiciously like lemonade, is trickling in thin yellow streams from the hem of his black leather pants. It also looks like Gatorade.
'…'
He has the face of someone who has died from agony.
Your pants can no longer be worn. No matter how much you try and wash the stains out, the pants will always have an old man smell to them.
Game over. It is unfortunate that this journey has ended. The pants, have been tragically soiled. Life is a journey, that will inevitably lead to stains. However, the said journey cannot be taken without hope. Yet, there is no more hope for Gintoki's pants.
And the game restarted.
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:P This is what happens when you fail at Persona 3 and die... Yes, I still haven't beat it. My friend is rather speechless that I haven't done so. I hate dying since the speech takes way too long. Why oh why. Also, I was studying some vocab while I wrote this.
P.S. It contains only one word.
P.S.S. I like Persona 4 better. Since easy mode is easy.