THE MAYBE NOT AMAZING SPIDER-MAN...
Sloth man is faster than you would think he would be. "Hey slow down i can't keep up!" While most people think I am some sort of super-hero I am really not, Just last week I tried to pick my nose through my mask!
But still I'm not a super-hero I am a teenager in tights, with web shooters on my wrists. Yeah yeah i can climb walls but still I didn't want to be bit by the spider it just turned out like that.
So anyways back to the sloth guy, it was a intense battle with my spider skills, and his crazy sloth skills! After about 10 minutes I finally just gave up! It had been going on for way too long!
The next day i went out and saw him at the foot of my door step! So then i chased him for about 2 hours and finally came up with the outstanding idea of trapping him in a web. So then i stopped walking, and started to jog and soon i could see him again! Then i spun a web and swung off, and guess what i landed right in front of him! Maybe I should start swinging on webs and stop taking the subway, it is way faster.
Back to the story, so there we were mask to stuffed animal like head. I quickly spun a web and trapped him! As soon as i trapped him I grabbed my phone and called Aunt May. "Hey Aunt May it's me Peter, guess what i caught my first bad guy!" "Oh Peter i'm so proud of you, did you put on sun screen this morning?" "Yes" (He whispered)
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