Chapter 1: The arrival
It was a normal day in the Hinata house
except for the fact that there was no more house to speak of. It had sorta blown up.
Other than that, yeah
it was a completely normal day for everybody else.
End of story.
Anyway, Natsumi started stomping angrily to Keroro, who was to blame for eVERYTHING even global warming and whales dying, to yell at him for trying to end the story there. She swam through the rubble of her house like the expert swimmer she was. Her legs were cut on many sharp pieces of glass and wood as she did so, but none of that would last for long because Giroro.
However sad thing was Giroro was crushed fatally by the fall of the house as all the rubble piled onto his tent. These things just sorta happen
When Natsumi reached Keroro, the first thing she did was put her foot on his face and give him a nasty kick. The kick was especially nasty since she still had glass in her foot.
"OWWW! nAtsumIdono!" Keroro yelled. He was in such pain that some of the letters in his exclamation were capitalized while others weren't.
The second thing that Natsumi did was look down into Keroro's hands which held a cantaloupe and a paper folded into a sailor's hat.
"You were making bOMBS werent you" Natsumi scolded.
Keroro looked guiltily at the ground and nodded.
"So THATS why the house exploded"
"Gero gero gero"
Natsumi punched him.
Then she looked around her at all the rubble. Her entire house. Once full of memories, no longer so. Because there wasn't really a house anymore at all. Most likely, it would magically spring up out of the ground in another episode or so, but Natsumi still lamented.
"Mister Gunso-san sir wjat happened here" asked Private Tamama as he descended from a pink NPG-copter along with Momoka and Paul.
"I must save Fuyuki-kun!" Momoka began digging through the rubble at once, trying to find her blue-haired beloved.
Natsumi just clenched her fist, making that gross fist-clenching sound that you always here in anime even if hands aren't supposed to sound like that when you clench them, as she looked downward in angst and anger. Keroro knew he was in for it
"I FOUND FUYUKI;KUN" Momoka declared like she had just found the Nobel Prize for finding Fuyukis. (this is actually a thing,)
Natsumi and Keroro went over to Fuyki to make sure that he was okay; Keroro was relieved most of all because this meant that Natsumi wasn't working on beating up Keroro.
Keroro din't understand It was just supposed to be a normal day in the Hinata house how did it come to this?
At least nothing more could go wrong thought.
sUDDENLY a space ship came down from out of nowhere (aka the sky) to solve all their troubles and woes, idealistically at least. In reality nobody knew what that space ship was doing there but one thing they knew for sure was that it landed in the back yard, but seeing as the backyard was trashed anyway, nobody was sure how the space ship was going to land safely but it managed to do it well and without hindrance. Suddenly everybody winced, realizing they hadn't yet found Giroro. Oh well. That guy can live through anything
"GERROO" Keroro forned as Natusmi continued punching him like he was a punching bag. "WHAT IS IT NOW."
There was smoke everywhere from the ship and the doors to the space ship burst open. More smoke scattered about because that's what happens when you land a space ship on a pile of rubble. But now this smoke was purple, blue, pink, and the rest of the billions of colors that the human eye can detect. But nobody wants to be here forever reading about the boring smoke that the space ship created so we'll just move on.
When the smoke cleared, Natsumi, Keroro, Momoka, and Fuyuki were able to distinguish a faint figure that was coming out from the space ship.
"GERRROOOO" Keroro screamed. "WHY NOW"
"Oh heck I know what this is gonna be" said Natsumi out loud and with much distress. "It's gonna be another alien isnt it"
The figure stepped forward and
WHAT WOULD YA KNOW
It wasn't actually an alien.
Okay just kidding it was
but that was already obvious so I thought I might make it —
*narrator bitchslaps writer*
Don't toy with your readers Dave!
Okay, okay, whatever you don't have to boss me around geez….
The figure happened to be a Keronian, which Keroro was the first to recognize.
"Geromg its a Keronian!" he reiterated.
And it wasn't just any Keronian.
"It's a girl!… Keronian," Natsumi sounded surprised.
The Keronian, still too far away from them to be in hearing distance, wafted the remaining wisps of smoke away with her hand and looked slightly to either side of her as she walked out. She had one hand placed behind her back in a very professional fashion.
Natsumi Fuyuki and Momoka and Tamama were very confused at what this was but Keroro seemed to do the most reasonable thing out of all of them.
"OOOOOIIII!" Keroro waved his arms wildly to get her attention. "WE'RE UP HEEEERE!"
"Baka." Natsumi bopped him on thehead. "Why would you think she came here for you?"
"Well it doesnt matter whether or not she has, Natsumi-dono. The important thing is that she's an alien who landed by our house, so we should at least go and talk to her!" That was the proper thing to do when any stranger arrived at one's house, after all.
Natsumi considered his argument, and with a sigh, she cooperated by not arguing against him. "Well I suppose if you — "
"Excuse me, are you Sergeant Keroro of the Keroro Platoon?"
All four of them jumped and slowly turned their heads toward the voice that spoke.
"Yup that would be me" said Keroro.
"Greetings. I am Colonel Krisheshe of Sector JX-42 in the Keronian Military."
The Keronian before them bowed. None of them could remember her coming up to them. It must have been speedy-fast. Keroro was confused
Krisheshe looked up, and her dark blue eyes met with Keroro's For a second they flashed a golden-yellow. Her skin was black everywhere, except on the lower part of her face, and belly. They could see she had a tadpole tale, which meant that she was young, younger than Pururu at least, but then agin everyone was younger than that lady.
Krisheshe's hat, put on a little crooked and sloping toward the front (it looked kinda cute tho) was of a rich purple color. Her eyes slanted downward, much like a cat's, which was weird because she was a frog not a cat and some cats eat frogs in the wild but nobody questioned this because they didn't want to be that guy.
Krisheshe put her hand forward, and Keroro was still confused and he didnt know why she put out her hand then he realized she must of wanted a hand-shake. He shook her hand. It felt weird for being a Keronian hand. Then he realized it was because she was wearing white gloves on both her hands.
Keroro was beginning to grow very nervous because here was a high-ranking Keronian who had come to see their invasion — actulally he wasn't sure why she was here at all — and he must have looked pretty pathetic in front of her. He sure hoped this wasn't one of those things where she was like "assemble the rest of your platoon, i have some important news for y'all" and then she told them "you're being fired" or "you're being executed for sucking at your mission."
But when Keroro looked at Krisheshe all he saw was her looking back at him, a bit confused, and giving that look like she was asking Where in the universe have I seen this guy before
besides like eVERYWHERE on Keron because he's famous for doing nothing
But he also saw kindness. Keroro' relaxed his shoulders. No this Keronian meant no harm.
Krisheshe straightened up and folded her arms behind her back.
"Sergeant Keroro," she spoke, "assemble the rest of your platoon. I have come with important news for the Keroro Platoon."
Keroro's jaw dropped like HOSHIT amd Natsumi looked at him with a giggling look that said Ooohhhh you're in for it now bokegaeru.
SO that was my first chapter. Hope you liked! And dont forget to review. ^^~