A Caillou Short 1.
One morning Caillou woke up very grumpy. He wanted to go to the pencil museum but Daddy thought that was fucking boring. So Caillou began to throw a tantrum.
"WAAAAAAAHHH! I WANT TO GO TO THE PENCIL MUSEUM! I WANNA I WANNA IWANNNA! I WANNA GO STOOOPID DADDY, STOOOPID MOMMY, STUPID FUCKING ROSIE!, STOOOPID GILBERT" cried Caillou
Daddy and Mommy grew tired of Caillou yelling, so Daddy grabbed Caillou by his ankles and started spinning around and around until he let go and threw Caillou out the window of his room. Caillou landed hard on the ground, there waiting for him was Mommy who quickly picked up Caillou and gave him a Stone Cold Stunner.
"Mommy 3:16 said I just whooped your ass" said Mommy to Caillou
She then bashed to beer cans together and started chugging them over Caillou. At that point the neighborhood children came along with their parents to watch and started chanting.
"THIS IS AWESOME, THIS IS AWESOME!" all in unison
Gilbert pointed towards the sky and the crowd knew what was coming and began to cheer and chant louder.
"WE WANT TABLES, WE WANT TABLES, WE WANT TABLES!" once again in unison
Then Gilbert grabbed a table and put Caillou on it. Then he signaled towards the roof, there stood Rosie. With the crowd roaring she jump off a hit Caillou with the Swanton Bomb, breaking the table, herself, and most of all Caillou in two. Then Mr. Hinkle went for the pin count.
"ONE, TWO, THREE! THE FAMILY WINS!" announced Mr. Hinkle
The crowd cheered and then Daddy picked up Rosie and treated the entire neighborhood to Ice Cream and visit to the pencil museum. Leaving Caillou unconscious in the front yard.
Fin
A/N: I'm so mean Caillou aren't I? But anyways this is not related to Caillou: The Devil's Pawn series, these stories will just be random short stories of me just abusing the living hell out of Caillou. So if you're into that please enjoy, and you have any suggestions leave them in review and I'll try to make it happen!. Thank you!