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A/N - A very very short little song I dreamed up five minutes ago. If you want to sing it its to the tune of the Twelve days of Christmas.
Disclaimer - I do not own "Only Fools and Horses" nor do I own "The Twelve days of Christmas". I would be very rich if I did but sadly it was never meant to be.
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On the first day of Christmas this Hookie sold to me
A David Bowie LP
On the second day of Christmas this Hookie sold to me
Two broken watches
And a David Bowie LP
On the third day of Christmas this Hookie sold to me
Three dodgy hair dryers
Two broken watches
And a David Bowie LP
On the fourth day of Christmas this Hookie sold to me
Four Russian TVs
Three dodgy hair dryers
Two broken watches
And a David Bowie LP
On the fifth day of Christmas this Hookie sold to me
FIVE BITS OF BLING
Four Russian TVs
Three dodgy hair dryers
Two broken watches
And a David Bowie LP
On the Sixth day of Christmas this Hookie sold to me
Six coal powered freezers
FIVE BITS OF BLING
Four Russian TVs
Three dodgy hair dryers
Two broken watches
And a David Bowie LP
On the Seventh day of christmas this Hookie sold to me
Seven Cockney Sparrows
Six coal powered freezers
FIVE BITS OF BLING
Four Russian TVs
Three dodgy hair dryers
Two broken watches
And a David Bowie LP
On the eighth day of Christmas this Hookie sold to me
Eight Triggers Trigging
Seven Cockney Sparrows
Six coal powered freezers
FIVE BITS OF BLING
Four Russian TVs
Three dodgy hair dryers
Two broken watches
And a David Bowie LP
On the ninth day of Christmas this hookie sold to me
Nine Plonkers Plonking
Eight Triggers Trigging Seven
Cockney Sparrows
Six coal powered freezers
FIVE BITS OF BLING
Four Russian TVs
Three dodgy hair dryers
Two broken watches
And a David Bowie LP
On the tenth day of Christmas this Hookie sold to me
Ten Irate Landlords
Nine Plonkers Plonking
Eight Triggers Trigging
Seven Cockney Sparrows
Six coal powered freezers
FIVE BITS OF BLING
Four Russian TVs
Three dodgy hair dryers
Two broken watches
And a David Bowie LP
On the eleventh day of Christmas this Hookie sold to me
Eleven explosive sex dolls
Ten Irate Landlords
Nine Plonkers Plonking
Eight Triggers Trigging
Seven Cockney Sparrows
Six coal powered freezers
FIVE BITS OF BLING
Four Russian TVs
Three dodgy hair dryers
Two broken watches
And a David Bowie LP
On the twelth day of Christmas this Hookie sold to me
Twelve millionaire schemes
Eleven explosive sex dolls
Ten Irate Landlords
Nine Plonkers Plonking
Eight Triggers Trigging
Seven Cockney Sparrows
Six coal powered freezers
FIVE BITS OF BLING
Four Russian TVs
Three dodgy hair dryers
Two broken watches
And a David Bowie LP
Merry Christmas everybody! And a happy new year.