Brian's All Star Olympics Presents - No Games Today
Rod: Well, here we are with another great all star Olympics broadcast. The day is clear, the field is green and there's only one teensy problem… there's no games today!
Billy: But that won't faze us (not much it won't.) we're going to look in on the training camps of our three all star Olympics teams. Won't that be exciting? No? Well, we're going to do it anyway.
Barbara: First why don't we go see what's happening at the training camp of…
The Toon Squad.
Lisa: That's it! I quit! I've had quite enough.
Ted E. Bear: I think our most competent cook is stewing herself.
Bert: What's the matter, Lisa? Has Ella been scuba-diving in your clam chowder again?
Lisa: It's that fuzzy cat's appetite with his big mouth! He's eating me out of house and kitchen.
Garfield: (Slurping).
Lisa: Get yourself a new cook… goodbye!
Bert: The lady has a point! Now, who can take over the cooking? Who won't say no to an impossible task? Who won't realize how difficult the cook's job is? Who's a real weirdo? Well hello Alf. Alf, I just wanted to tell you… I'm sorry, but you can't be our new cook!
Alf: I didn't even figure on being the new cook, Bert. I can't cook worth soup.
Bert: Oh, I'm glad you're taking it this well. Anyone else would be crushed! Being cook is a great honor, you know - a position of trust!
Alf: I think it is, but I can't cook.
Bert: Well, I'm glad you're not upset that I won't give you a position of trust. Some folks just can't handle them.
Alf: What do you mean? I can be trusted.
Bert: Of course you can (ahem) maybe some day you'll get the chance to prove it.
Alf: Now wait a sec there, Bert. I want to prove it right now! Give me a position of trust!
Bert: okay, okay - one position of trust, coming up. Let's see… don't need a locker room attendant… don't need a surfboard waxer…
Alf: I'll take it. I'll show you.
Bert: The only job I have open is cook! Like shooting monkeys in a barrel.
Bingo: Oh esteemed team captain! One of Smart Guy's posse is here!
Bert: Don't let him cross your path. What do you want cousin Grim?
Cousin Grim: I come in peace to give you this and wish you a happy peanut butter smoothie's day!
Bert: A happy what?
Cousin Grim: This is national peanut butter smoothie's day - the day you give someone you know a case of peanut butter smoothies. Enjoy.
Bert: Gosh… and I didn't get you guys anything…
Ovide: I never heard of national peanut butter smoothie's day.
Bert: I didn't get the Freedom Leaguers Team anything, either. I feel awful. Swiftheart?
Swiftheart: Right here.
Bert: One case of peanut butter smoothies is pretty much like another. Take this to the Freedom Leaguers and wish them a happy peanut butter smoothie's day.
Swiftheart: I'll do it. I don't understand, but I'll do it.
Alf: …Add one 8-oz. can of tomato paste….. Stir well…
Toon Squad: We want lunch! We want lunch! We want lunch! We want lunch!
Tenderheart: But I'll settle for a between-meals snack!
Simon: The crowd is getting ugly… and they weren't that pretty to begin with.
Alf: I'd best turn the heat up real high so it'll cook faster… now, if you'll all just hold your shorts. Lunch will be done soon.
Woolma: It's already well done! Look!
Alf: It's on fire! Call the fire department!
Garfield: Mmm… something smells good.
Braveheart: Hold it, Garfield! That there is right hot!
Garfield: (Gluging).
Ella: No, Garfield! That's not your lunch!
Garfield: Yeowww! Ooh! Ow! Eeh! Aah! Ooh! Ow! Eeh! Aah!
Bert: Looks like our feline friend's going on a diet.
Alvin: What was that recipe, Alf?
Alf: Near as I can figurer, it's either cheese soufflé or stuffed cabbage… I knew I should've added more paprika!
To be continued……