A.N:Hiya peeps. Much thanks to those who review my stories, it gives me the drive to write more. But I'm taking a small time off to blow off some steam, with some crack-ish one-shots and/or crazy stories that may leave y'all wondering. Without further ado, I introduce the first ::::::D. Rukia will always be present in the pairings, coz she's my girl. This one's a harem, really crack OCC and not for the faint hearted lol.

Flight of the Lavender Bunny

Fuck, my head hurts like a bitch.

I blink my eyes blearily as I sit up, with absolutely no fucking idea of where I was. The last thing I remembered last night was drinking down at the pub with the SWA, and then our little party being joined by the Men's Association as they drunk the evening away. Somewhere along the line I had ended up with the boys, and then we had started playing some games. I think I remember Mayuri testing some new perfume out on me, hell, the dipshit psycho broke the entire bottle and doused me with it, and then he gave us some weird snacks. Magic mushrooms, something called E I think and a whole lot of these weird Jell-O thingies-

Shit. My head is throbbing like crazy, my throat is dry and I feel as sore as I've ever felt in my life. Why am I cold? Absently, I look down at myself only to freeze in shock.

Why the fuck am I naked? And whose fucking arm is that around my waist?

I struggle to take a deep breath and stay calm as I assessed the situation. I followed the arm to its owner with my eyes, only to have them bug out of my head when I came face to face with a sleeping Nii-sama. A sleeping, naked Nii-sama I was lying next to, while I was equally naked.

Fuck! Just how drunk did we get?

Why was the 28th head of the Kuchiki family, Captain of Squad 6, hell, my big adoptive brother for kami's sake, the most stoic man I know, lying in bed with me? Damn, my headache throbs involuntarily at all this thinking. I need to get out of here. I guess I'm still in denial that I fucked my own brother, but, I'm fucking freaking out here! Who knows who else or what else I did last night? The thought makes me feel a little faint.

I slowly, gently, slide his arm down from around me and onto a pillow as I maneuver off the wide, long bed and onto the tatami floor. Great, now I just need to find my clothes. The saliva dries out from my mouth as I find myself gaping at my Shinigami robes, torn to little shreds that could never be pieced back together again and flung across the floor. I know they're mine cause I see my black lace thong in the mess of fabric, clearly ripped but still wearable. I pick them up and pull them on; looking around for anything I could wear and then get the hell out of here.

"Rukia."

Shit. I slowly turn around as I hear the mattress shift as Byakuya gets up, his movements slow with clinging sleep. I turn, my motion jerky with fear.

My violet eyes widen in a mix of horror and embarrassment and…damnit, lust, as I find myself eye- balling Byakuya's long, thick, monster of a cock just hanging as he stretched sleepily in front of me, his slate grey eyes hazy but awake. He held my gaze as he brought one big hand down to his beast to cup it proudly before me, before he grabbed my hand and pulled me flush onto his bare body. I really didn't want to believe he had impaled me with that, but my soreness said otherwise.

"What's a sexy rabbit like you doing in a den of horny wolves?" He asked huskily, as his hands wandered down my body to grope my ass roughly. I struggle not to moan as his cock hardens almost instantly, like a hard baseball bat poking against my stomach. A wooden baseball bat. My centre drips at the thought. Why the fuck am I so horny?

I pushed away from Nii-sama when I heard movement elsewhere in the room, and my eyes grew wide, again, when I noticed Renji, Hisagi and Gin getting up from the five seat couch adjacent to the bed.

Damn, how was it that I didn't realize there were three other men besides my brother in the room, and all of them were butt naked, now waking up and sporting morning wood enough to build a log cabin?

Wow, sometimes I amaze myself. But back to more pressing matters…

"Guys, I don't know what happened last night…" I struggled, trying to reason with them.

"We know, Rukia, and that's why we wanna fuck your brains out", Renji stated, a leer on his lips as he shows off his well endowed length proudly, thankfully not inked like the rest of his body in black tribal tattoos. Gods, now that would be a huge turn off.

"Fuck, you smell so good", Hisagi croons, as he tugs his already erect member, while winking at me. Oh no, don't tell me I did him too!

One glance at Gin and his anacondaplus his twisted, wide smile had me shivering in fear and amazement. No wonder I could barely walk, what the fuck, did he skewer me with it?

"Baby, don't tell me you already forgot what we did last night?" Byakuya teased huskily, his voice thick with desire as he slipped a hand between my legs to touch my dripping pussy. It was hyper sensitive undoubtedly from all the pounding the four of them dealt me last night, but the soreness was an afterthought to the hungry pulsing of my cum craving cunt. Thank god I'd had the good sense to give my virginity to Kaien years ago.

When I only shuddered and trembled in a mix of pleasure and fear, his grey eyes gleamed wickedly.

"Allow us to remind you, bunny."

Fuck. I think I just came.

When hands began groping at my slender hips, teeth nipping at my round ass and hands roughly squeezing my breasts as Nii-sama worked his magic digits between my folds while he fucked my mouth with his tongue simultaneously, I decided to let loose and enjoy myself. After all, it's not like this would ever happen again, so why not give in?

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