(A/N): lol dub. I don't care what people say about 4Kids, I grew up with the company and, well, they really do put out a few gems every now and then. Take the most recent episode, dub!67, I think, with the Duel Academy nonsense. Pretty much babbling about it with Immi produced this:

Ahahahahaha. OH MY GOD. ZORA, AND HER SOAPS. AND THE FACT THAT JACK AND CROW TOTALLY KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON ON THE SOAPS. SOMEONE WRITE ME FIC ABOUT JACK AND CROW SITTING AROUND WATCHING SOAP OPERAS RIGHT NOW! XD XD XD (yea, she may have thought they were making fun of it, but they sounded pretty damn earnest to me. )

SO SAYETH THE IMMI. Hence I wrote it. Oh, dub.

Soaps

Crow comes home from work one day to find Jack misty-eyed on the chair, practically biting through his gloves as he stares transfixed at the computer. One glance at the screen tells Crow exactly what he's watching, and he snorts, getting an annoyed glance from the taller man.

"What, watching that stuff now? Seriously, Jack?"

"Oi! It's well written material and a true art form, perfect for the fine tastes of the Master of Faster! Besides, Yuusei is out on a job right now so it's not like I'm imposing!"

"Yeah, out on a job like you aren't, sitting around on your-"

"Shut up! With your mindless chattering I can't hear a single thing!"

"Who's mindless? Besides, everyone knows that Eternal Flame will-"

"DON'T SPOIL IT!"

With the scuffle that ensued, Jack ended up missing the rest of the live stream and Zora berated them until the two were senseless, having no Yuusei around to soften the blow this time. She actually pulled through with her threat to kick them out, demanding that the two evacuate the premises by the evening, but the two didn't take her seriously (Yuusei would be back by then).

Instead, Jack demanded compensation from Crow for being interrupted, and while Crow wouldn't agree to treat him at the expensive outdoors cafe across the street, he did make him a cup of tea and some cup ramen, and with his epic thieving skills, spirited away Yuusei's laptop to the attic room where they all slept.

They both shed many tears at the (rewatch) of the episode, but then they had another fight and they came out of the attic feeling considerably manly again, so it was all good.

-FIN-

(A/N): :B