It was a dark, dreary night in the Namikaze-Uzumaki household. Uzumaki Naruto had gone missing. Was it an abduction? Did he run away? Nobody could answer for sure.
"Tou-chan, what's going on?" Asked one of the Namikaze-Uzumaki siblings. Minato, also known as the yellow flash, smiled.
"Nothing my dear children," he said. Although his mind was racing a thousand miles a second. He was worried for his son. Who wouldn't be? It was his fault. He had neglected Naruto for his two siblings.
They didn't even have the kyuubi in them either. Naruto had it sealed within his mad pecs. Which btw were fucking lit he was like a white Terry Crews. But that's besides the point.
Then he heard it in the distance.
"POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
It was him for sure. Terry crews was in the village. He had to get his autograph quick. They didn't call him the yellow flash, also known as Minato, for nothing. So he walked to where he heard the scream.
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Boom. Crash. Bang. Explosion noise.
The center of the Konoha village was in chaos. Since Terry Crews was here everyone wanted his autograph. But that wasn't what Terry was here for. He was here for the man that could rival his pecs.
"Terry-teme!" he heard from the distance. His fist clenched. Nobody called him that and got away with that. But what he saw left his mouth open in shock. The man himself.
"I'm here to challenge you Terry-teme," he said flexing his pecs right to left. His blond hair cool whipped in the wind. His icy blue eyes pierced Terry's soul and made him shudder. This was the moment he had been waiting for.
"I accept your challenge," Terry said punching the fan to his left. (It was Symmetra (Curry in a hurry amiright?) from Overwatch btw and she blew up into a million little pieces like 9/11 fuck that bitch.)
The blonde nodded his head and…
TO BE CONTINUED
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