Laughing Gas
Author's Notes: I don't own iCarly. Even though iThink They Kissed hasn't premiered yet, Sam doesn't have control over laughing gas in the previews.
Oh no… not laughing gas. I get up and poor some on the dentist angrily. Let's see how he likes it.
Carly comes through the door. "Sam!"
"Hi Carly," I stand up.
"What were you doing?" She asks.
"Putting laughing gas on that dentist dude!"
"Why?"
"Because he was trying to put some on me!"
Carly sighs and takes the laughing gas bottle from my hand.
"What happened?" a dentist comes in the room.
"Sam put laughing gas on the boy dentist."
I can't believe that guy wants me to take laughing gas though! Doesn't he know the crazy things it makes people do? Hmm…
"Carly!" I say with an idea. "Fine, I'll do the laughing gas, if you put it on!"
"Okay," Carly agrees.
"Good," the dentist says. "Now if you don't mind, I'm going to get this laughing gas off Mr. Cheddar."
Carly and I laugh. Mr. Cheddar? Seriously?!
Carly sprays the laughing gas on me, and I feel… the same. But she doesn't know that. I laugh randomly.
"Can I smell your hair?" I ask drunkily.
Carly laughs. "Sure." She walks up to me and holds out her hair.
Mmm… her hair smells good.
"You know that kid, Freddie?" I say, pulling her hair softly.
"Yeah," she giggles.
"I kissed him," I laugh.
"What?!" Carly says, shocked.
"Yes," I laugh again. "But the truth is, I couldn't stop thinking of you."
"WHAT?!" Now she's even more surprised.
Still pulling her hair gently, I pull her towards me as soft as I can and kiss her. Just like Repunzel.
"It's just the laughing gas, right?" she says. "Just the laughing gas."
Laughing Gas