Yay KuruToro! I barely got past the point in which you figure out who he is, and I already ship him with my favorite character. So I read all the Kuru Toro fic, of which there are not enough, so here I go. This is part of my sister's plan to get more followers, she says I need to broaden, last time I did that, I had no idea what the crap I was doing, not enough research. So now, I will try again!

Disclaimer:If you think I own this, you have some issues and may want to see a specialist on why this amazing anime belongs to Mine Yoshizaki

Tororo angrily slammed down his laptop and stormed out, the rest of his platoon chuckled behind him. They would never understand how he felt, being hacked as if it were some game. He had been sure he had stumped the old yellow fart this time, but a similar round-and-round spiral showed up on his screen as soon as he taunted the Sgt Major.

Still fuming, he stormed into his room, glad his personal computer, which he had left open on his bed, wasn't displaying the scornful symbol.

He was fed up with the yellow creep, "Frog! Why can't he leave me be? That frogging Kururu, honestly, doesn't he know I'm just trying to get his attention? What do I have to do to get him to look at me!" He angrily punched the wall, not doing much damage, but letting off some steam. He stuffed a chemically snack cake into his pink face and set out to work on his laptop to un-hack what Kururu did. "At least he's kind enough to allow me a personal computer." He meant it to sound sarcastic, and it did half way, but he genuinely was grateful he at least had this. He knew the bad-ass frog could do much much worse.

As soon as he had cleared the data base, mostly, a chat invite popped up from user:966. Knowing if he didn't answer to Kururu's form of communication, things would get scary, he clicked accept. Not being able to choose, his user name, he showed up as Pinky.

966: What up, Pinky?

Pinky: It's salmon and you know that.

966: And you know I don't care.

Pinky: That's beside the point, what do you want, old man.?

966: Just seeing how my least favorite person's doing. Enjoying my gift?

Upon reading this, Tororo flipped out, not only did he hack him, he now was rubbing it in. The part about being his least favorite struck a chord. It was true he constantly challenged the elder, and annoyed him almost every chance he got, but he did have feelings for him, he was unlike every one else, he even looked up to him, only a little though. But come on, who wouldn't love the sexy, smart, funny...

After getting his mind back on track, he looked at the screen.

966: Hello? Did you commit suicide because of my amazing hacking skills?

Oh, so now he thought the teenage frog should die? Well in that case...

Pinky: SHUT UP! NEVER CONTACT ME AGAIN! I HATE YOU!

He exited out of the window, his eyes welling up with tears. He reached what ever blunt object was closest to him and chucked at the wall opposite of where he was.

He glanced at the laptop, surprised to see a text box open, "Never leave your laptop open, I just saw everything. Nice tantrum."

Now slightly embarrassed that he was hacked underneath his own nose, he slammed down the lid and screamed. "STUPID F***ING KURURU!" You'd be surprised how often that had been screamed.

~ skip ~

Kururu sighed as he walked down the hallway of the Garuru Platoon's base. He didn't want to be here, but orders were orders. Apparently, Pururu complained to Keroro about Tororo not coming out of his room for a few days because of Kururu, and since he was the one who 'caused' it he had to solve it. The whole mission seemed like one of those rumor chains; 'My mother's uncle's cousin's friend's dog's sitter's aunt's divorced husband's boss's kid's friend's mom saw something or other.'

He reached the door that had the younger hacker's insignia on it and knocked. No reply. The crazy-eyed invader sighed. He looked at the lock next to the door, couldn't be too hard to hack.

After a moment of fiddling, the steel doors opened, revealing a messy room. It looked the same as Kururu had seen on the webcam a few days ago. The only thing different was the lights were out and the salmon frog was lying on his bed, glaring at the intruder.

"I told you not to contact me! leave so I can die, isn't that what you want?" He had tear stained on his cheeks, and the yellow one assumed his eyes were red, but you couldn't tell because of the eye wear.

"When did I say that?" He remained standing awkwardly in the doorway, it was becoming apparent that he in fact did cause this angst.

"Last time you hacked me, you said I should die!'" Kururu just rolled his eyes before noticing the other keronian was crying heavily now. "Do you know how much it hurts to have that said to you? All I was trying to do was get your attention, and you had to destroy me and rub it in my face! All I want is for you to love me like I love you..." The last sentence was whispered, changing the mood quite drastically.

With the younger hacker still crying, it was obvious he wouldn't be getting more information out of him. He did feel kind of bad for causing this, well... could you feel regret if you didn't really have a heart? He picked his way through the messy room to where the other was sobbing. He sat down on the bed next to him and held the crying invader, rocking him back and forth until the cries stopped.

The pin- ...salmon, one looked up and hiccuped. "Do you hate me?" he asked. Kururu was taken aback.

"Not more than usual, or any one else. Why?" The look on Tororo's face suggested he would start crying again.

"You said I was your least favorite." His lip quivered, it was quite shocking to see this usually cocky, rough exterior frog act in this manner.

"Well, you do annoy the crap out of me."

"It's way too easy." He gave a weak smile, then rubbed his eyes. "I'm tired. Leave."

The yellow one kissed Tororo's forehead, "Just don't sulk, I'll have failed then." The salmon frog nodded before drifting of,and Kururu had to admit, he looked pretty darn cute when he wasn't stupid.

Yayayayayay! I actually edited this time! I love editors. I think there should be tsundere...but IDK. So review, or I will kill you. :}