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Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke were sitting on the couch of Naruto's homely and ramen filled apartment watching a boring movie. They had accidentally fallen asleep.
Suddenly a loud crash from Naruto's room woke the three genin from their slumber. They jumped up and ran to the room. Sasuke slammed open the door and pack of demonic markers attacked Sakura.
Naruto immediately overreacted and started slapping at the markers, accidentally hitting Sakura in the process. Sakura bonked him on the head as Sasuke ran into the room looking for a kunai.
Once he found it he ran to the markers and started slicing at the possessed writing utensils carefully avoiding slashing his comrades. "SASUKE DON'T HURT THEM THEY OWE ME MONEY." yelled Sakura. Sasuke stopped slashing at them and looked at her in surprise as she grabbed the kunai and started threatening them.
Suddenly they heard scratching at the door. Naruto, being the idiot, skipped to the door and opened it only to be trampled by hogs wearing leather jackets and that had mohawks. "We're here to steal ALL your energy." Said the first pig as Naruto was on the floor twitching and bleeding.
Sakura stopped and looked at the pig. "YOU OWE ME MONEY TO" she screamed after a moment of silence. She threw the markers down and ran towards the pigs.
Sasuke stopped her and whispered loud enough for all to hear "I see pigs from commercials." Then a bunch of sheep with numbers written on their sides jumped through the window.
"I heard the three teens were sleeping on the couch?" asked number 1. Lee then came threw the door and yelled "NOPE CAUSE NOW SERTA MAKES COUCHES TOO." while making the 'nice guy' pose.
"13 P. SHERMAN WALLABY WAY, SYDNEY" yelled Sakura ginning stupidly as a blue fish flew through the air. "Pats for Patrick" said Sasuke patting her head (A.N. I actually do this at times.).
Then a GIANT snake flew through the window and granted them all 3 wishes. (A.N. guess what Naruto wished for.) He then left and a deformed ameba like crocodile ate everyone but Naruto. "Thanks for the candy." said the crocodile and then he left.
Suddenly Naruto woke up from his sleep. "Wow that was weird." was all he could say as he looked for Sakura and Sasuke.