BLEACH: The Life and Times of the Newest Addition to the Thirteen Squads
The Life of Tori Aoiyama (his name means Bird of the Blue Mountain)
There is a new soul reaper in town and his name is Tori Aoiyama. His Zanpakuto's name is Shichimaru. He's already mastered his Bankai which is called: Shichimaru Konkyo. He has snow-white hair and deep red eyes. He is young: about sixteen years old. He is the vice-captain of Captain Byakuya Kuchiki.
Here is his story:
It is a sunny day in Soul Society and Tori is just about to wake up when…
Tori: zzz zz
Momo: Hee hee. Time to wake up, Aoiyama-kun…
Momo jumps on Tori's sleeping body
Momo: RISE N' SHINE, TORI-KUN!!!
Tori: Yee-ouch! Your weight is crushing my body!!!
Momo: Are you saying I'm fat?
Tori: No, that's not it at all. You didn't have to jump on me like that! Could you please get off me?
Momo: Fine…
Momo crawls off of Tori's body.
Tori stands up and yawns and then stretches
Tori: I wonder what Captain's up to.
Momo: Who, Kuchiki-sama? He's probably asleep right now. You shouldn't wake him.
Tori: Hey, you're Toshiro's vice-captain, right?
Momo: Nope.
Tori: Then, who are you under?
Momo: I use to be under captain Aizen…
Momo starts to develop tears in her eyes
Momo: But, he turned out to be a traitor. sob I loved him at one point…
Tori: Well, uh… sorry for bringing that up.
Tori and Momo walk through the hallways of squad 6. Tori sees Captain Kuchiki walk by.
Tori: Oh, Captain Kuchiki, you're already awake?
Byakuya: Yes. It seems like there'll be a lot of paperwork today. I'll be in my office. Let me know if something happens.
Tori: Yes, sir!
Byakuya walks past the duo and they all continue walking.
Rangiku approaches and Tori sees her big breasts and goes into shock mode
Rangiku stops in front of Tori
Rangiku: Hey, have you seen, Toshiro around?
Tori goes back to normal
Tori: Nope, haven't seen him, yet.
Rangiku: Dammit! There's something bad going on right now. Ukitake's dying!
Tori: No way! This is serious news! We have to get to Captain Unohana immediately!
Rangiku: Oh, Momo you're here too?
Momo: Well, duh.
Tori: Momo, this is Toshiro's vice-captain we're talking to, have a little more respect.
Momo: Sorry.
Rangiku: (in a smart-ass tone) you two make a great couple. (Giggles)
Tori: That's not very funny.
Rangiku starts laughing hysterically and her boobs start to jiggle
Tori goes into shock mode once again.
Rangiku and Momo rush to Ukitake's aid, leaving Tori in shock mode still.
We see Ukitake lying in his sick bed, being carried on a stretcher by Tori and Renji.
Tori: Move it, move it, sick captain coming through!
Renji: There is no one here, dumbass! You didn't need to yell that in the hallway!
Tori: its okay, I just wanted to say that!
Renji: Dumbass…
Ukitake: (faintly) Tori…why are you here? You should be reporting to Byakuya-sama.
Tori: Aiding another captain is more important right now, Ukitake! We'll be at Unohana's place soon enough!
When they finally arrive at Unohana's station…
Tori: Huh? Captain Kuchiki! What might you be doing here, sir?
Rangiku: WHAT?! YOU SERVE BYAKUYA-SAMA?! LUCKY BASTARD!!!
Tori: Lucky? HA!!! YOU WISH!!!
Byakuya starts to get pissed.
Byakuya: Excuse me? Would you like to repeat yourself, Aoiyama-kun?
Tori: Excuse my language, Captain! This one is very sorry!
Byakuya: Don't say that again, understood?!
Tori: YES SIR!!!
Tori and company arrive at Unohana's medical treatment facility.
Unohana: Let me guess… Ukitake's having another tuberculosis attack?
Momo: unfortunately, yes.
Rangiku: It looks majorly bad this time!
Unohana: I will see that he is taken care of then. Ugh, he really needs to retire. He's getting in worse shape every day.
Tori: (Thinking) Man, Ukitake could use the retirement.
Momo: I just hope he's okay.
Rangiku: (thinking) Ukitake is in worse shape…yeah they're all right. He needs to retire.
Meanwhile, in the Human World…
Ichigo is at school in the classroom. It's his second year in high school. He is now a second year. Luckily, all of his friends got to be in the same class with him.
Ichigo: When is everyone goin to show up?
Tatsuki: You know, I heard we're getting a new student in this class soon.
Ichigo: When did you hear about that?
Shinji walks into the classroom.
Ichigo: WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE #& IS HE DOING HERE!!!
Tatsuki: You know him?
Ichigo: KNOW HIM?! I HATE THAT BASTARD!!!
This concludes our first chapter… Look forward to the next one!