His One and Only Weakness.
By: i-h8-sclub & rivendell1990
Disclaimer: We own nothing and you'll probably be glad of that after you've read this.
AN/ We want to dedicate this to Ray Davis, the lead singer of the Kinks because he was shot chasing after his girlfriend's handbag that had been stolen from her. We hope he has a speedy recovery. (Not that he'll ever read this, but oh well.)
We came up with this in a German lesson while making fun of our teacher. Don't ask!
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"Welcome Potter." The harsh voice of Voldemort echoed around the cave. "I have finally got you away from that Muggle loving fool Dumbledore."
"Dumbledore's a better wizard than you'll ever be!" spat Harry venomously. (AN, Say it, don't spray it!)
A spark of anger flickered through Voldemort's unusually calm eyes.
"If that's true, why isn't he saving you now?" A murmur of agreement ran through the Death Eaters. Harry was lost for words as this was what he had been thinking for the past few minutes.
"We will waste no time with idle chat and witty banter this time Potter. I have waited too long for this." Harry held up his wand ready to defend himself when he heard the shrill cry of "Expelliamus!" from somewhere behind him. He felt his wand fly out of his hand and saw it caught by a slim fingered Lucius Malfoy. He looked around helplessly wondering what to do. He could hear the insane laughs of Voldemort and his followers.
Seizing his chance, he kicked a rock in to Voldemort's face. A look of shock and terror appeared about the Dark Lord.
"Oh no! You have discovered my one and only weakness….a rock hitting me in the face kicked by my arch nemesis!"
Harry punched the air with his fist and screamed, "Score!" and with that, Voldemort fell to the ground dead while Harry stood in the background singing, "Go me! Go me! It's my birthday" Gonna party like it's my birthday!"
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Thanks for reading, please review.
i-h8-sclub & rivendell1990
Oh, and Fran, did you catch the hint to Emma's fingers? Lol!!