Percy's at it again with his seabrain self. Here ask the demigods, Persassy and more!
Percy: I searched everywhere.
Clarisse: What?
Percy: I looked through hundreds of files.
Percy: Searched through my text messages.
Percy: I even searched my wardrobe.
Percy: But I still couldn't find where I asked for your opinion.
Clarisse:...
Zeus: I'm gonna ask you to respect me.
Percy: I respectfully decline.
Leo: Percy, run!
Percy: Why?
Leo: Well, I told Nico a joke and…
Percy: And what? What was the joke?
Leo: Ok, so I said two weeks ago, he killed on a butterfly and got no butter for a week.
Leo: And last week, I said he killed a honey bee and got no honey for a week.
Leo: And today he killed a cockroach so I said "imma go tell Percy!" And well- gasp!
Leo runs off.
Percy: Wait! Leo! What's- agh!
Percy get tackled by Nico.
Nico: A week is too long! I can barely go two days!
Connor and Travis gasp and Percy and Nico look up to see them recording.
Skeletons rise up from the ground and a fifty foot wave rises above them. The Stoll brothers point behind them.
Stolls: Leo did it!
After Leo barely escaped death, he is being hunted because Conner posted the video to demitube a demigod friendly YouTube.
Four year ago led Percy: I am awesome because… I JUST AM!
Teacher: What's your name?
Percy: Persassy Jackson.
Teacher: No, your real name.
Percy: *huffs* Fine. Persasseus Jackson.
Percy: Deal with it.
Leo: Oh my gods, I am so much hotter than Percy! *lights hands on fire*
Percy: You're right, you are hotter….
Leo: SEE!
Percy: ONLY BECAUSE I'M COOLER THAN YOU! *Throws water on Leo, putting the fire out* You just got persassied. *Walks away*
Jason: OH NO HE DIDNT! ( o )
Percy: Blue is my color.
Jason: Then why isn't it your eye color?
Percy:...
Annabeth:...
Piper:...
Hazel:...
Nico:...
Frank: Jason.
Frank: Do you realize what you have just done?
Jason: What?
Percy: *Jumps on Jason*
Percy: HOW DARE YOU
Percy: I WAS BORN THIS WAY
Percy: AND GUESS WHAT I AM BEAUTIFUL
Percy: I AM LUSCIOUS, VOLUPTUOUS, PIECE OF LEMON CHICKEN DIPPED IN BLUE AND AND I AM BETTER THAN YOU
Frank: Percy, inhale, exhale.
Percy: *hugs pillow pet* NO
Frank: We've been through this.
Percy: Jason bullied me.
Percy: I HOPE YOU GO STEP ON A LEGO!
Jason: *gasps*
Percy: YO! Jason!
Jason: What?
Percy: Did you hear that?
Jason: Hear what?
Percy: The sound of me being more fabulous than you.
Jason:...
Percy: *Whispers* Persassy….
Percy: *Sneezes*
Athena: Bless you.
Percy: *Smirks* What was that?
Athena: I said bless you, you insufferable sea spawn.
Percy: OMG, ATHENA JUST BLESSED ME, SHE GAVE ME HER BLESSING
Athena: What? No, what?
Percy: Annabeth, will you marry me?
Annabeth:... I….
Annabeth: YES
Athena: Wait, no, that's not what I meant.
Persassy: That's What I meant. Deal with it.
Dear Percy,
How's Tartarus? Muhahahaha.
Octavian
Dear Octavian,
Better than your face.
Percy
"I am the son of the sea god. Of course I am salty." - Percy at one point probably.
Apollo: Why does everyone hate you so much?
Percy: Zeus Hates my guts, but I'm named after one of his sons.
Percy: Athena doesn't like me, but I'm dating her daughter.
Percy: I have lots of brothers, but I'm dad's favorite.
Percy: The fates planned for me to be the child of the first great prophecy, but I let Luke do it.
Percy: Ares cursed my blade, but I can still beat him in a fight.
Percy: And I refused immortality more than once, and made the gods do something they didn't want.
Percy: But I don't really care, cause I got only one piece of advice for them.
Percy: Deal. With. It.