Harry Potter and the Chamber of strippers

Harry was fast asleep when a noise from the ballroom went off. He woke up out of his bed and heard some music playing.

"Come on let me see you shake your tale feather. Come on shake it, shake it, shake it."

He got off of his bed and threw the invisible cloak over his body. He started walking until he reached the hallway, where he saw Snape heading towards the ballroom. He started to follow Snape and the song started to get louder.

"Come on lets do the twist!"

Once he reached the room he saw a fantastic sight. There were poles and cages every where. In the cages were Hermione, Ginny Weasly, Cho Change, Lavender Brown, Katie Bell, and many others.

Dumbledore was standing there looking at the teenagers shaking all around and dancing in revealing clothes.

"Woohoo, I love this!" He yelled with excitement. "Here take this babe-ay." He threw a ten dollar bill in the cage.

Hermione took his long beard and started to stroke it gently.

Over on the other side of the room was Snape dance with a pole. Harry's eyes burned from the horrible sight. There was a whole crowd there.

What's happening?? Harry thought, although this is quite amusing and wonderful I can't believe this happens at night.

"Come on let me see you shake your tail feather. Come on shake it, shake it, shake it."

Right then the girls, and erm, professor Snape bent over and started to shake what they were born with.

Harry stared at the sight of Hermione he loved this side that he had just seen.

Then there was a sudden bump on Harry's back and he was sent flying forward. The invisible cloak flew off and he was revealed. The music stopped all so suddenly and every one stopped dancing.

"Harry is that you?" Dumbledore ask amused. "Lady's get your clothes on, what are you doing?!"

"Harry!" Hermione yelled, "What are you doing? You're a pervert!"

Harry looked down and said, "Yes it is me…"

Everyone stared at him in disappointment.

"Young men aren't supposed to be in this room at night please get out." Dumbledore suggested.

So that is what Harry did.