Things Emmett Cullen should do when he's bored:
Sniff Rosalie
Tell Edward Bella screwed him
Eat goat cheese
Sniff president Bush's arm pit
Wear his t-shirt
Stick it in his principals face
Break down sobbing exclaiming that the grizzlies have left the premises
Spank Shakespeare
Play with Webkinz
Make out with a Robert Pattinson poster
Moan his name
Tell Rosalie Rob meant nothing to him
Set Bella's alarm clock to two in the morning
Kill Renesmee
Paint his toe nails green and say he has fungus
Announce he's gay
Then scream at a random person "You stupid homophobe"
Announce he's actually female(sorry Rose) and is les
Moon Aro
Smash Marilyn Manson's guitar
Smash Marilyn Manson
Accuse video on trial
Munch on your fingers
Breakup with Taylor Swift
(be like robrules) Hop up and down (in pigtails) and Yell:"Yay! I love new people!"
Make out with Edward and say:Alice did it! Shame on you Alice, Shame on you!
Tell Chuck Bass he smells bad
Win America's Next Top Model
"Go on Dr. Phil exclaiming you killed your wife
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Protest against abortions
Dress in lingerie and Sing the diarrhoea song!
Uhh...Suck yo face? (especially if you hate Emmett!)
Start bawling after wathing the time traveler's wife!
Star singing paranoid but mistake freakin' out with breakin' out
There you go; top 35 things Emmett Cullen does when he is (a) bored or (b) just plain wants to! Uhh, tell us If we should add the rest of the Cullens, Kay!
Thanks For reading,
Finley Girl & robrules!