I do not own Final Fantasy VII or it's characters, Square Enix does, I do however own Matrix Jones, and the idea to this story, do not use my character or story idea without permission.
It was Halloween and Yuffie, Cloud, Cait Sith, Vincent, Cid, Tifa, Red XIII, and Barret were getting ready to go out to the Halloween party they were invited to.
Cloud: I hope this party is a good one.
Barret: It will be you stupid foo.
Tifa: Watch your language!
Cait sith: Yeah, the kids might here you!
Barret: Why don't you make me foo!?!?!
Cait sith: THAT'S IT, BOLT!!!!!!
The magic hits Barret, making his hair stand on end, and making his body tingle from the electricity.
Barret: HEY! I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM YOU FLEA BAG!!!!
Cloud watches as barret and Cait sith cast various spells on each other. Then Yuffie joins the fight.
Yuffie: FIRE!!!!
The magic hits Barret and Cait Sith, singing them a little.
Barret and Cait sith: OWWW!!! WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU!!!!
Cloud starts laughing.
Cloud: HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!!
Barret: SHAT AP!!!
Cloud: Make me FATSO!!!
Barret: GRRR!
Cloud: Are you a dog?!?!?
Barret: NAH! That's your job you stupid Spiky headed foo!!!
Cloud: That's it!!!! ICE!!!!!
The magic hits Barret, freezing him a little, and giving him a little frost bite.
Barret: TAKE THIS!!!!
Barret threw a vase at Cloud, but it missed Cloud and hit Vincent instead.
Vincent: HEY!!! WHO THREW THAT?!?!
Barret:...
Cloud:...
Yuffie:...
Cait sith:...
Vincent: I SAID WHO THREW THAT?!?!
Red XIII: What's going on.
Vincent: ONE THESE FREAKING CLOWNS HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A VASE!!!
Cloud: IT WAS BARRET!!!
Barret: WHAT!! WHY YOU LITTLE PUNK, I DID NOT!!!!
Cait sith: SHUT UP!!!! YOU MORON!!!
Barret: THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!!!!
Just then Cid comes down and sees everyone brawling, throwing tables and chairs around the house.
Cid: WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!
They ignore him and continue to brawl.
Cid: (SIGH) Looks like I have to stay home tonight.
Just then the doorbell rings.
Cid: Who in the name of Holy could that be?
Cid sees Matrix, Katrina, and David Standing there.
Matrix: you ready to go yet.
Cid: Not until they're done trying to kill each other!
Matrix: What are you talking about!
Cid: Take a look and see!
Matrix looks in and sees everyone brawling.
Matrix: WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!?!
Cid: Who cares, let's just leave them here!
Matrix: Fine!
When Cid and the kids return back to the house seven hours later, they see everyone lying unconscious from the brawl.
Matrix: well, I guess it's time to go to bed.
Matrix Katrina and David: BYE!!!!
They head back to the house right next to Cloud's house.
The End