Meh. I know I haven't updated in a while… I'm sorry, but I DO have school. EMG. EMG. IMMA DIE. SO MANY TESTS. RAWR. GABIGLKD.
Ok… anyways…
New story! XD
Disclaimer: Me no owns PJO… :(
KEEP IN MIND THIS IS A PARODY.
Chapter One: Apollo
Have you ever wondered what the gods thought of Percy Jackson? Yup. THE Percy Jackson. Well, Jason, Piper, and Leo would like to find out. And, to get some info, they decide to ask the gods! Oh Joy.
Dear Olympus,
I know you guys are all busy and stuff wiping peoples memories and umm… having fun with mortals and stuff, but we'd appreciate if we could get some info on Percy Jackson. I mean, we have been here for like three months and no one is telling us anything!
So, we have asked you (really nicely). Please reply!
Sincerely,
Jason, Piper, and Leo
Reply From: Apollo: God of gay guys, sparkles, the sun, music, sparkles, and Barbies.
Like OMZ guise! Percy is like my biffle! You know? We're like homies. Home dawgs. Buds. Umm… biffles. Anyways, we're like super tight. There was like this one time when Artemis was busy messing with Kronos or Atlas or whatever and I got lonely… :( So I called Percy up and we like had fun! (No not that kind of fun you perverted little peoples. I KNOW YOU WERE THINKING IT.)
We dressed up like hobos and made out with random girls (kinda)! By making out with random girls I mean we had a dance battle in the back of a cargo train. YAHH. SWAG. YOLO. BE JEALOUS. WE GOT SWAAGGGG. YOLO. Also, we cooked pancakes on a trashcan fire. Yeah we made pancakes. Be jealous. BE JEALOUS. I COMMAND YOU.
He's sexy. I'm sexy. Yah…
~Apollo out home dawgs!
Lol guys. I really have no idea what I'm typing. Bored with science homework and that was just a weird burst of inspiration.
~GG out!
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