This is a short parody that I just had to get out of my head.
Have you ever heard of that My Chemical Romance song Teenagers,
This is a parody using that song and my current Fanfic Twilight Princess
the Sequel. ENJOY! Oh and i dont own anything... at all... except my fic.
"Mr. Hamburger I'm worried." said the distressed Ganon to his psychiatrist.
"Why is that Ganon?" asked the villains psychiatrist.
"It's those damned teenagers Link and Mindara and my son Zarok" answered Ganon
"Let me tell you something about teenagers Ganon" said Mr.Hamburger jumping up into song and dance with music booming through the room.
"Their gonna clean up your looks with all the weapons and hooks to make citizen out of you.
Because they sleep with their swords and keep an eye on you some so they can watch all
the things that you do. Because the potions never work they gonna give you a smirk cause
they got methods of keeping you clean. They gonna rip up your head, your aspirations to
shreds. ANOTHER COCK IN THE MURDER MACHINE!!!!!!!
"My dick?!" asked Ganon fearfully
"Thats what I said dumbshit! Don't Interupt the song!" answered the psychiatrist angrily.
Song Continues
"They say those teenagers scare the living shit out of me. They could care less as long as someonel'l bleed. So tuck in your clothes or strike a violent pose and maybe they'll leave you alone but not me."
"Don't you mean me?" said Ganon confused.
"Yes I mean you if you wanna think of it as you. Just shut up and listen to the goddamn song
ok?"answered the now appearing crazy psychiatrist.
"Now this part is for the ladies"said Mr.Hamburger raising his eyebrows in a perverted way.
Song Continues
"The boys and girls in the viliages, the awful names at tyranny you ain't gonna fit in much kid
but if your troubled and hurt what you got under your armor will make them pay for what they
said." Ganon being the evil, perverted wrong man he is laughed at this but was shot a dark look for
interupting again. Then from nowhere the psychitrist Mr.Hamburger pulls out a guitar and plays
the solo from the original Teenagers song.
Song Continues
"They say those teenagers scare the living shit out of me. They could care less as long as someonel'l bleed. So tuck in your clothes or strike a violent pose and maybe they'll leave you alone but not me.Repeat! "They say those teenagers scare the living shit out of me. They could care less as long as someonel'l bleed. So tuck in your clothes or strike a violent pose and maybe they'll leave you alone but not me. ONE MORE TIME! "They say those teenagers scare the living shit out of me. They could care less as long as someonel'l bleed. So tuck in your clothes or strike a violent pose and maybe they'll leave you alone but not me." Ganon began clapping a bit to early at the entertainig show for the man screamed at the top of his lungs.
"WAIT WAIT WAIT IM NOT DONE" and then played the last 5 notes and then kissing to fingers and throwing them in the air saying
"YOU WERE A GREAT AUDIENCE I LOVE YOU GOOD NIGHT SEATTLE!!!!!!!"
Suddenly Ganon flew by his head and placed a dark ball in the psychiatrist's head.
BOOM
The mans head exploded and blood rained in the room.
"damn psychiatrists always sing that song and each one is more annoying. Though I hate to say it but i'm probably helping the world by killing them. Oh well MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Ganon laughed as he exited the room through a large hole in the wall.
Funny wasn't it. Ive had that song and idea for a story stuck in my head for weeks and now I wrote it. takes a bow thank you.