Naruto rockin out to metal and rock

An/ hi i have this idea for naruto to rock out to bands i dont normaly find on the site. it will kind of be a song fic with most of naruto's friends and they will be no love songs in this story
type thing so on that note i will start off with a good song. Enjoy! love, devilfries P.S. probaly OOC but just look at this as its own not as part of the OG Naruto...

main Song: the kids aren't alright by The offspring

"talking"
'SONG SPEACH'

in konaha all the ninja were under alot of stress and this was effecting thier proformance on the job, so tsunade the fith hokage was going to try something new, something odd,
something unheard of. Ninja karoke and it was manditory that as a ninja of konaha u have to sing on the stage at least once a month or you would have to do 20 d-ranks within a week.
most ninja chose optaion #1 but some chose the other one. While some dreded it some ninja loved it even going every chance they get and that is the way it was for the konaha 12 and
thier senseis.
we find ourselves inside the building that held Ninja karoke as well as a bar. it was a good sized room it was in almost like a school gym with a stage and a conter. the man that ran the
show was no other then the toad sennin himself the man so famous that his name alone can break souls so i will not say it but refrence him as the toad man. the night was young and all the ninja we know were their
Naruto, and the rest of the konaha 12, the kazekage and his siblings, and most ninja from the show.
"alright you deadly singers we have our first singer for tonight. He is known as the suntanned superman my student Naruto." said the toad man
Naruto walked on the stage wearing a black tee shirt with the phrase MY OFFspring on it in white text and he had grey jeans on with black workers boots on. he grabbed the mike
and said
"say hello to konaha's suntanned superman. im gonna sing a damn good song so listen up, and remember ladies im single and ready to mingle." the crowd cheered and some girls
where thinking how he was still single.
toad man then roared out " thats my student knock them dead kid"
the song started and the crowd was goin nuts because of the last time naruto sang it was amazing and it made the night one to remember.
"this goes out to all the people that didnt make out the way they dreamed in life."

WHEN WE WERE YOUNG THE FUTURE WAS SO BRIGHT [WHOA]
YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD WAS SO ALIVE[WHOA]
AND EVERY KID ON THE WHOLE DAMN STREET[WHOA]
WAS GONNA MAKE IT BIG IN EVERY BEAT
NOW THE NEIGHBORHOOD'S CRACKED AND TORN[WHOA]
THE KIDS GROWN UP BUT THEIR LIVES ARE WORN [WHOA]
HOW CAN ONE LITTLE SWALLOW SO MANY LIVES

CHANCES THROWNNNN, NOTHINGS FREEEEEE
LONGING FOOOOR, WHAT USED TO BEEEEEE
STILL ITS HAAAARD, HARD TO SEEEEE
FRAGILE LIIIIVES, SHATTERED DEEAAAAMS
GO!
at this point every one was loseing it, thier didnt care about anything but the music and how much sake was left in thier cup and they let the solo lead them to the next verse
JAMIE HAD A CHANCE SHE REALY DID[WHOA]
'STEAD SHE DROPPED OUT AN' HAD A COUPLE OF KIDS[WHOA]
MARK STILL LIVES AT HOME CAUSE HA GOT NO JOB [WHOA]
JUST PLAYS GUITAR, SMOKES ALOT OF POT
JAY COMMIDED SUICIDE[WHOA]
BRANDON OD'D AND DIED [WHOA]
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? CRUELLEST DREAM, REALITY

CHANCES THROWNNNN, NOTHINGS FREEEEEE
LONGING FOOOOR, WHAT USED TO BEEEEEE
STILL ITS HAAAARD, HARD TO SEEEEE
FRAGILE LIIIIVES, SHATTERED DEEAAAAMS
GO!
the solo mesed all of the crowd and a certain rivel wanted to out do him but nontheless enjoyed the song

CHANCES THROWNNNN, NOTHINGS FREEEEEE
LONGING FOOOOR, WHAT USED TO BEEEEEE
STILL ITS HAAAARD, HARD TO SEEEEE
FRAGILE LIIIIVES, SHATTERED DEEAAAAMS

as the song ended the crowd was still wanting more from the blonde and called for a encore

naruto looked at toad man and asked "got fuck her gently by tenacious D"
the toad man looked at him with pride in his eyes and said "Yes i do. i knew i would rub off on you kid"
naruto got the mike and said to the crowd "alright every one i have one last song for now i would like to get plastered too you know now remember that other person you love this is for
them. ready"
toad man nodded with a pervy smile.

THIS IS A SONG FOR THE LADYS BUT FELLAS LISTEN CLOSELY
YOU DONT ALWAYS HAVE TO FUCK HER HARD
IN FACT SOMETIMES THATS NOT RIGHT TO DO
SOME TIMES YOU GOT TO MAKE SOME LOVEE AND FUCKIN GIVE HER SOME SMOOCHING TOO
SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO SQUEEZE
SOMETIMES TOU GOT TO SAY PLEASE
SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO SAY HEY
IM GONNA FUCK YOU SOFTLY
IM GONNA SCREW YOU GENTLY
IM GONNA HUMP YOU SWEETLY
IM GONNA BALL YOU DISCREEEETLY
AND THEN YOU SAY HEY I BROUGHT YOU FLOWERS
AND THEN YOU SAY WAIT A MINUTE SALLY
I THINK I GOT SOMETHIN IN MY TEETH COULD YOU GET IT OUT FOR ME
THATS FUCKIN TEAMWORK
WHATS YOUR FAVORATE POSISH?
THATS COOL WITH ME THATS NOT MY FAVORITE BUTILL DO IT FOR YOU
WHATS YOUR DISH
IM NOT GONNA COOK IT BUT ILL ORDER IT FROM ZANZIBAR!
AND THEN IM GONNA LOVE YOU COMPLEATLY
AND THEN ILL FUCKIN FUCK YOU DISCREETLY
THEN ILL FUCKIN BONE YOU COMPLETELY
BUT THEN IM GONNA FUUUCK YOUUU HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD
HAAAAAAAAAARRRDD

the crowd was now either makeing out with eachother or freaking out over the song. some of the women were calling his name and blushing and why he didnt know but it was
better then being harasted by the non-ninja
"thank you all this is good night for now and no im not gonna have sex with any of my fan girls. the sun tanned superman out for now" he said while walking off the stage. the crowd
still roaring
toad man was estatic with the way this thing started "so that was our warm up now any one else want to go up and give us a good show. if no one comes up then you will ahve to pay
for all the drinks

AN/ so what do you think and remember no body can flame unless you are the pyro from TF2. now this is where you can see your favorate song or charactor just ask for them in the
comments and i just make your request come true in the world of FanFiction.
from the lord of flies devilfries