"RUN! QUEENS AND KITS FIRST!" a black she-cat yelled at the top of her lungs until a huge black ball exploded on her. "DON'T GET HIT BY THE DROP BOMBER!" a tabby-colored tom screeched. Everyone scrabbled out of the camp as fast as they could. Several were hit by the explosives while a small group of cats made it out alive. After the planes thrusted away, a small group of five cats sat panting.

"Wow, that was a relief. We should get some food, eh Firestar?" Brambleclaw asked. "I'm STARVING! Let's catch some mice!" Squirrelpaw asked. "I see one!" Sandstorm said. Jaykit pounced on the fat mouse, and started riding it like a pony. He tried to bite it and remove its life, but Jaykit was too small. It looked strange seeing the mouse trying to buck Jaykit off, but a random cat burst out of a nearby bush with a chainsaw. "Let Honey Boo Boo handle this," HoneyBooPaw said, and used the oversized stick of metal to chop the mouse in half. They shared the mouse, and then fell asleep.

"OMFG We're in the Hunger Games!" Firestar randomly yelled as he woke up. Jaykit jumped up, did a frontflip, and then skittered up a willow tree nearby. "Enemies at 4 o'clock! I repeat! Enemies up ahead!" Brambleclaw yelled. Sandstorm picked up a stick and chanted, "Sticky Sticky Sticky BANG!" Sandstorm chucked the stick at a rabbit, and it pierced a hole straight through the rabbit's body. It yelped and then started moving in circles. Foam sprayed out of the rabbit's mouse into a puddle on the grass. "Yay Shampoo!" Squirrelpaw said, and rubbed the white liquid on her head. Her eyes moved towards her nose then started moving around wildly in circles. "Uh, you OK?" HoneyBooPaw asked weakly?

"Yay a Sponsor Balloon!" Jaykit started bouncing around. Brambleclaw poked it and the box magically disappeared. It is a machine with a large hole on one side. "Push teh button! Push! PUSH!" Sandstorm yelled. HoneyBooPaw jumped forward and bumped her head on the button. A few gears whirred and then kittens started pouring out of the machine. "Awwwwww so fluffeh!" Sandstorm cooed. "Owwww, I have a headache now," HoneyBooPaw complained.

I know, short first chapter. I will try hard to make it longer next time.

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