"I can't believe I actually agreed to go to this concert, I'm missing a swim meet!" Chelsea complained as Gia and I handed her the ticket for the Vocaloid concert. "You'll have fun, it's better than Justin Bieber right?" Chelsea nodded.
We sat down in the front row, I looked at each of my friends. Gia is wearing her chibi Jeff the Killer t-shirt with matching blood red shorts. Her messenger bag is slung around her shoulder, inside of the messenger bag is her IPod, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comics, Jeff the Killer plush, drawing notebook and her writing notebook filled with creepypastas.
Chelsea looked bored out of her mind. She is wearing her Trident of Poseidon T-shirt and grey yoga pants. She didn't feel the need to bring anything except for her IPhone in her pocket.
"Will this be fun? I mean Vocaloids aren't even people." Jill asked me. She had on a blue vest with a short green dress and tights. Her Vera Bradley messenger bag contained Tic Tacs, her IPod and phone, Sour Punch straws, and a small notebook for writing.
"Come on, you said you liked the song World is Mine. Of course you'll have fun." I smiled as I looked down at my Flying Mint Bunny shirt. I had a Vera Bradley cross-body bag that included my IPod and phone with chargers, Maximum Ride manga, America plush, England plush, Russia plush, notebook, Orbit gum and a bunch of other candy.
"This is awesome Chelsea! How come you're not enjoying yourself?" I asked as I sang along to Love is War. "This is worse than Gangnam Style!" Chelsea yelled. Hatsune Miku danced around on stage. "It's getting better." Jill admitted.
Later the concert is coming to an end. The final song began with a familiar beat. "They're playing iNSaNiTY! My favorite song!" My otaku friend Gia squealed. As Miku started singing I noticed the song was louder than the rest. My ears are getting sore.
"Are you guys okay?" I asked as I covered my ears. It seems the song was too loud for them too. What is going on? As the song made its way to the chorus I could hear my heart pounding in my ears.
My ears are on fire! I groaned and winced as I couldn't feel my ears anymore, Chelsea, Gia, Jill and I collapsed to the ground.
"Ow, WTF I feel like I hit my head on concrete!" Gia screamed. I feel like my ears are exploding, my eyes were closed as arms were wrapped around me.
"Dude! This chick fell in my lap!" That voice was America's from one of my favorite anime, Hetalia. After my ears took in the silence I sat up to who's arms were around me.
I am sitting in America's lap. I know I'm dreaming, but this dream feels too real. When I dream I feel like you're watching it happen, but I feel it. If I'm with America, but where are the rest of my friends?
"Become one with me, da?" I found Russia with Gia in his lap. "GET THE F AWAY FROM ME!" She screeched. She tried squirming out of Russia's grip but it was no use. "Hey Russia." She said, "France has vodka." Her idea worked like a charm, in ten seconds flat Russia was out of his chair causing Gia to fall to the floor, chasing France for his vodka.
She stood up and went to reach for her messenger bag but it was nowhere in sight. I looked around, sweet Holy Roman Empire! We are at a world conference! Germany looks as pissed as usual and Denmark is trying to sell something while I'm against America's chest. "This is so awesome! Just when I thought I would have Tony bring my electric guitar!"
"Who. Has. The. Messenger. Bag?!" Gia hissed, venom dripping off every word. Poland, Latvia, Finland, Italy and Lithuania looked terrified. "Are you a little young to be reading this, love?" England said while reading her JtHM comics.
"I am, but I love the gore." She did her creepy insane smile. France smirked, "Why do zhey get ze girls and not me?" He was staring at me more intently. Russia, after seeing that France had no vodka sat back down in his chair. "You are in the Top 5 for a boyfriend France." I said, my voice shaking from the blast.
"Well who's the first?" An eager Italy asked, trying to wake up an unconscious Jill. "A certain hero or potato eater." I giggled. I'm so excited that I'm actually in Hetalia. "Who's this hero? Surely I'm more heroic than this imposter!" America shouted. Most of the countries face palmed.
I sat up in America's lap, suddenly noticing my Vera Bradley bag is missing. "No! Where's my bag!" I asked worried about what would happen if someone saw my America, England and Russia plush. "Anna, I have it. It landed on me."
I turned to Chelsea who was on China's lap holding my bag. She tossed it over and I caught it before it landed on the table. "Grazie, Chelsea."
"Hey! You can speak Italian!" Italy cheered, accidently letting Jill roll onto the floor. "What the crap!"
"You're awake! It's about time! Jill, take a look at where we are." I said. She brushed the dirt off her dress and looked at the anxious faces of the countries, "You have to do it, I won the bet."
"What bet? The awesome me wants to hear zis!" Prussia woke up from his nap. "I betted Jill that if we ever got warped into Hetalia that she would have to sing Mein Gott in Japanese." I said as I flipped open my notebook to the lyrics page.
"Keesesese! You got good taste!" I found the lyrics page. "Come on Anna, I can't do this now." Jill said, "Is there an extra chair I can sit in?"
"There's one next to France and Seychelles." Germany pointed, wanting to get back to the meeting. She sat down and immediately stood back up muttering, "Sorry, I didn't see you."
"Dude, are you talking to the chair?" America asked, laughing that Jill is hallucinating. I squinted to see that Jill was actually talking to Canada. I see why no one notices him.
"Give me my bag back!" Gia screamed trying to grab her messenger bag from England. "You're too young for this violence! You will turn out worse than America!" He tipped the bag upside down and the contents spilled out of it.
"Why do you have creepypasta drawings?" Japan asked, going into otaku mode. "Oh I don't know, probably because I'm an insane sadist that has a fetish for creepypasta!" She said, shoving her stuff back into her bag.
"Dude, can I see what is in your bag?" America asked. I sighed and handed him my bag as he poured the contents on the conference table, "Sweet! I didn't know there were dolls of me!"
"They're so cute! I wish I had one of big brother!" Liechtenstein squealed. My IPod fell out and the lock screen flashed. Everyone stared at the photo shopped picture of my anime self and shirtless America. "Where did you get that picture, fangirl?" America asked.
"I know an insane otaku, who knows how to find shirtless country pictures." I said, referring to Gia.
"WHEN ARE WE GOING BACK TO THE ORIGINAL CONFERENCE! STOP STALLING!" Germany yelled, his face red with anger. Gia, Jill and Chelsea sat on the floor while I stayed with America.
The conference ended and we waited in the hall with Sealand. "I wish I were a country." I patted him on the back, "There's a lot to being a country, there's friendships and betrayals. It's not a really good idea."
Russia was the first to meet us in the hall, "Do any of you want to stay at my place, da?" I looked at my friends, "I'll stay as long as America picks me up in a few days." I said.
"You can't be fricking serious, Anna. Might as well become one with Russia!" Gia said, joking. "I'm not doing that! I'm trying to make the most of our time here, we might go back to the real world any second!" I sobbed, I don't want to leave my America.
"It's not a good idea about America coming to pick you up at Russia's house. With ze cold war." France came out of the room, "I could pick you up and drop you off at ze American's place."
I reluctantly nodded, I'm sure he going to take me to a French restaurant first. "Where's Romania? I didn't see him at the conference."
"It's the time of the month where he...goes for his meals. He won't be back in two weeks. Want to stay with us, da?"
"Grr, fine." She said while listening to Nightmare on her IPod. "I'll stay with Jill and Canada. America and him are going to play baseball in a few weeks." Chelsea said.
"I guess we're splitting up for now. See ya later Cu and Stiffy." I said as I walked away with Gia and Russia.
A/N: Phew, this is what happens when my friends and I fall into Hetalia. Woodlandspirit13 is Gia and Jillysteb12 is Jill.