This is just something dumb and random me and a friend, Kale Ride, came up with. Hope you enjoy! Review if you want!
Jou Veres + Kale Ride
Disclaimer: I do not own James Bond.
Claimer: The name idea is mine and Kale's as is Rosannabethaline.
Yura was standing at the bar in a five-star Las Vegas hotel. Suddenly, a sexy girl appears to his right. She looks at him flirtatiously and twirls her luscious brunette hair. She walks over to him and positions herself so one elbow is on the bar and she can look straight into his eyes. "Hey there, sexy," (subtlety was not her strong point).
"Hey baby, what's your name?"
"Roseannabethaline…Smith." Roseannabethaline waited for him to respond with his own name. He did not, so she asked. "What's your name, baby?"
"Hooker. Yura Hooker."
Shocked and slightly disgusted, Roseannabethaline throws her martini at his face (minus the glass and olive).
"Hey…mmphh…"
Roseannabethaline shoves the olive into his mouth as soon as he begins to speak.
"Don't worry, it was shaken, not stirred!"
Roseannabethaline stalks away angrily like a diva who had just found out the Chanel was not, in fact, having a sale. Yura watched her, confused. Was it something he'd said?
"Oh great. Now what am I supposed to do for the next half hour? The script says…never mind."
The End
Well I hope you liked it, we certainly did! Review if you want to, no pressure because we really don't care if you review or not because we had more fun writing it than you probably did reading it!
Jou + Kale