"Not on your life! Never again, you pervert!" Kazahaya's loud, angry voice settled over the surrounding park equipment. Currently he was perched on the top of the spider web looking climbing thing that had come over from America and yelling down at Rikuo.

"Come down now, Kazahaya. We have to get this done or else Kakei won't pay us. You don't want that, now do you?" the tall boy questioned with a smirk. His eyes followed each movement of the cornered boy as he slowly came down.

"Hurry up then." Kazahaya pouted as he stood in front of Rikuo. Meticulously he put his hands on broad shoulders and tensed as large hands settled on his thin waist. He was pulled forward then, lips coming swiftly into contact. As Rikuo moved against Kazahaya's mouth, creating a deep friction that startled both as feeling pleasurable, the smaller male stretched out his arms and dug his fingers into thick hair. Rikuo groaned at the sensual motion and pulled thin hips closer to his torso.

"Nyaa." Kazahaya grumbled in a husky voice after he had pulled his face back. The look in his eyes clearly stated he still wanted to be kissing and felt completely, utterly idiotic at mewling like a lost kitten. Suddenly a gust of wind ruffled their hair, sending cold shivers down both backs. Quickly the taller male opened the clasp of a locket fastened around his neck and secured it around the wrist of an arm immobile around his neck. The wind died down, allowing the faint rustling of leaves to be heard.

The boys turned around to see a black kitten staring at them; luminous green eyes focused into a look meant to analyze their very souls. Then it turned and ran, leaving the two feeling embarrassed.

Owari

Ok, so this was my first Legal Drug fic, and it has been a few months since I last read the 3 volumes, so it's probably off some. But I tried, and Legal Drug really needed some more fics. This was supposed to be in response to tia-blue's challenge, with the 300 words instead of 100.

Nyaa is the Japanese way of expressing a meow.

Just to have fun, I challenge any who read this and are crazy enough to try it. Write a fic in 350 words including a fetish for cross-eyed women, Kazahaya's thin hips, and Saiga wrapping his arms around Rikuo instead Kazahaya.