Ok. So, Jaune and Pyrrha are sitting on the couch watching Freiser.

"Hey Pyrrha." Said Jaune. "I'm feeling inexplicably sexually aroused right now".

"Same here" Pyrrha replies. "Let us reproduce". And so they did just that.

The next day, Pyrrha and Jaune came to class holding an egg.

"What's with the egg?" inquired Yang. "It's ours." Jaune replied with a smile. "Pyrrha layed it last night".

"I'm so happy for you! Ruby squealed Suddenly the egg began to hatch. Everyone looked in anticipation.

The egg hatched revealing it to be a tiny red LB & SCR Billington E1 tank Locomotive that had Pyrrha's face.

Silence fell upon the room until it was broken by Nora blurting "It's a boy!" Pyrrha was still covering her mouth in shock.

Jaune looked in horror at the infant train. Then that look turned to disbelief as he turned to Pyrrha. "Pyrrha…" He said with a trembling voice. "How could you? …"

"Jaune! It's not what you think" Pyrrha explained.

"Don't lie to me!" Jaune shouted in anger. "I trusted you and you do this?!"

At this moment, the rest of the students and teachers left the room to avoid the drama.

Pyrrha was on the verge of tears. "Jaune, you don't understand…" She tried to explain, but Jaune wasn't having it.

"I understand completely!" Jaune shouted. "I wasn't good enough for you, so you decided to leave me for Thomas the F*cking tank engine!

"Listen to me Jaune!" Pyrrha demanded. "YOU ARE THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE!"

"...What?" Jaune said confused by the statement.

"Don't you remember the accident?" Pyrrha said meekly.

Jaune ran out of the room and ruched to the bathroom with Pyrrha following behind him. He looked into the mirror and was horrified at what he saw.

In the mirror he saw a tank engine with six small wheels, a short stumpy funnel, a short, stumpy boiler, and a short stumpy dome.

It all started coming back to him. The accident, the blood, his blood. Then there was the operation. He was conscious the entire time they operated on him. He remembered the pain and agony of it all. He had subconsciously blocked the whole thing from his mind.

"I'm a freak…" Jaune spoke to himself. "I'm an abomination."

"No you're not Jaune." Pyrrha said. "You're a father." Jaune looked back at Pyrrha and their newborn child and he smiled.

"You're right." Jaune replied."I'm sorry for accusing you back there".

"In a way, you were right." Pyrrha said half joking. "We should name our child."

"How about… Watermelon?"

Pyrrha chuckled. "Watermelon it is."

"Welcome to the world watermelon".