Wowie it's been a long ass time since I had anything to do with this fic. I just found it in my paper drawer in my desk and so yeah. I'm gonna edit and finish the fic with as little changes as possible. So, here we go.

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Prologue

Bilbo Baggins loved baking. That's why he's attending a university that offers business and culinary courses. He wants to open his own bakery. As soon as he finishes school he plans on doing just that. He could imagine every detail, he even had a name picked out. The Shire. He wasn't sure why he'd chosen it or even what it meant but he liked it. It had a nice ring to it.

Until he could open his bakery, however, he was stuck selling to the other campus students. And not many of them took too well to a young man baking and selling cupcakes. Especially the jocks. They loved picking on him.

Bilbo sighed as he pulled the cupcake tray out of the oven and put it on his tiny counter to cool. He momentarily contemplated which frosting to make before settling on a plain vanilla buttercream. He checked his ingredients for sugar pearls and smiled when he found them.

He was just finishing up putting frosting on the last cupcake when there was a knock on his dorm room door. He sighed, putting his sugar pearls down to answer the door.

He was only slightly confused to find the headmaster standing there. Until he saw the other person, that is.

"Can I help you?" Bilbo asked, trying not to sound as irritated as he was.

"Bilbo Baggins," said the headmaster in response, his deep voice rumbling pleasantly. Everything about the headmaster seemed pleasant, it seemed to be part of his character. From the faint scent of pipe smoke about him to the way he treated his students. He treated the student body as equals rather than incompetent things. The students tended to call him 'Gandalf the Grey' due to his seemingly solely grey wardrobe.

Gandalf rumbled at Bilbo's unimpressed look. "This," he said, clapping a hand on the other person's shoulder, "is your new roommate, Thorin Oakenshield."

Bilbo looked at Thorin and back at Gandalf. "I'm sorry, what? Roommate?" He glanced between them again, bewildered. "You can't be serious."

Gandalf rumbled again, a sort of chortle of amusement. "Oh but I am. When you applied for Middle Earth University you were agreeing that you could be roomed with another student, even if to start out you had the room to yourself. You were agreeing that, if necessary, you would share your room with another student."

Bilbo pursed his lips and opened the door wider, realising this was a battle not easily won. "There's not another bed so I don't know where you expect him to sleep." Of course, Bilbo's bed was large enough to share but he wasn't going to offer that. He didn't even know Thorin!

Gandalf had opened his mouth to respond but Thorin cut him off. "I will sleep on the floor, Gandalf. It is no trouble at all." He looked up at Gandalf. "At my last school there were too many students in the male dorms. I shared a dorm with my cousins Kili and Fili as well as a ballet student named Legolas. Fili and Kili share a bed and Legolas insisted on having one to himself. I was left with the floor."

Gandalf nodded slightly. "Well that settles that." He looked at Bilbo again. "There's one more thing," he handed Bilbo a small package that the shorter hadn't realised he was holding. "This was in my mailbox addressed to you."

Bilbo looked at it skeptically before taking it. "Thank you."

Gandalf nodded and grinned. "Are those cupcakes I smell?"

Bilbo sighed. He went inside and returned with a cupcake. Three sugar pearls adorned the frosting and Gandalf smiled wider. "Thank you. I will be back later this week for the usual."

Bilbo blushed but said nothing and watched Gandalf leave. With a long suffering sigh he closed the door and looked at Thorin. Before he could say anything, however, Thorin spoke.

"Didn't you read the fine print?" He then turned and set down his box to unpack.