THE GANG
(Barrats sitting watching tv when Cloud comes though the door wearing a new york hat backwards)
Barret: whats up with you foo'
Cloud: Nuttin my nigger
Barret: what did you call me!
Cloud: N-I-G-G-E-R NIGGER
(sephy comes in rapping and eating oreos)
Sephy: hey wassup my niggers
Barret: WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME A NIGGER!!!
Rufus: because your cute ass is black my nigger
Barret: where the f**k did you come from?
Rufus: you don't want to know
(Tifa runs in the door)
Tifa: Jenova's made a gang with weapons and stuff
Cloud: hey baby slide over to my bumper and let me spank your monkey
Tifa: (whispering to cloud) not here rufus' summer home 6 o'clock be there or you get
to spank nuttin
Aeris: you can spank my monkey Cloud
Cid: god damn hows cloud get 2 chicks fighting over him its not f**king fair god
f**king damn it
Sephy: javajavajavajavajavajava
Barret: what is it with you and coffee
Sephy: im addicted to the beans
Barret: figures
Aeris: So what are we gonna do about Jenovas gang
Rufus: i know somethin i would like to do to Jenovas gang
All: YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rufus: it was just a suggestion
Tifa: lets get jenova drunk and make her sing "in the navy"
Cloud: yeah that sounds good!
Tifa: fine, sephy and rufus go get jenova good and the rest go and find every alcoholic
beverage on this continent!
Sephy: cant i go and get some oreos!!!!!!
Cid: you and your f**king oreos!!!!
Sephy: oooooooooorrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooossssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barret: shut up foo'
Sephy: fine ill get jenova
Rufus: excellent!
(later at tifas bar jenova sephy and rufus walk in)
Tifa: have a drink jenova
Jenova: dont mind if i do
(16 hours later jenovas on her 9376th drink)
Jenova: IN THE NAVY YOU CAN SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS IN THE NAVY...................
Rufus: I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(rufus jumps on jenova and you know........................does the mattress mumboe)
Jenova: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
(dies)
Rufus: better
Cloud: thats one sick way to die
Zidane: yep
All: WHO ASKED YOU MONKEY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zidane: oohhhhh!
THE END
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Mog:(holding a smoking bazooka) COOL kupo
Rufus: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MY SUMMER HOME!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud:(rapping) boom boom chh boom boom chh chh
wwwwweeeeeeelllllllllllll im rapping cloud and im here to say
barrets the blackest nigger in the world today
boom boom chh boom boom chh chh
Barret: STOP CALLING ME A NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: nigger
Barret: STOP IT
Cloud: NIGGER
the real end
(Barrats sitting watching tv when Cloud comes though the door wearing a new york hat backwards)
Barret: whats up with you foo'
Cloud: Nuttin my nigger
Barret: what did you call me!
Cloud: N-I-G-G-E-R NIGGER
(sephy comes in rapping and eating oreos)
Sephy: hey wassup my niggers
Barret: WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME A NIGGER!!!
Rufus: because your cute ass is black my nigger
Barret: where the f**k did you come from?
Rufus: you don't want to know
(Tifa runs in the door)
Tifa: Jenova's made a gang with weapons and stuff
Cloud: hey baby slide over to my bumper and let me spank your monkey
Tifa: (whispering to cloud) not here rufus' summer home 6 o'clock be there or you get
to spank nuttin
Aeris: you can spank my monkey Cloud
Cid: god damn hows cloud get 2 chicks fighting over him its not f**king fair god
f**king damn it
Sephy: javajavajavajavajavajava
Barret: what is it with you and coffee
Sephy: im addicted to the beans
Barret: figures
Aeris: So what are we gonna do about Jenovas gang
Rufus: i know somethin i would like to do to Jenovas gang
All: YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rufus: it was just a suggestion
Tifa: lets get jenova drunk and make her sing "in the navy"
Cloud: yeah that sounds good!
Tifa: fine, sephy and rufus go get jenova good and the rest go and find every alcoholic
beverage on this continent!
Sephy: cant i go and get some oreos!!!!!!
Cid: you and your f**king oreos!!!!
Sephy: oooooooooorrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooossssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barret: shut up foo'
Sephy: fine ill get jenova
Rufus: excellent!
(later at tifas bar jenova sephy and rufus walk in)
Tifa: have a drink jenova
Jenova: dont mind if i do
(16 hours later jenovas on her 9376th drink)
Jenova: IN THE NAVY YOU CAN SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS IN THE NAVY...................
Rufus: I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(rufus jumps on jenova and you know........................does the mattress mumboe)
Jenova: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
(dies)
Rufus: better
Cloud: thats one sick way to die
Zidane: yep
All: WHO ASKED YOU MONKEY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zidane: oohhhhh!
THE END
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Mog:(holding a smoking bazooka) COOL kupo
Rufus: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MY SUMMER HOME!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud:(rapping) boom boom chh boom boom chh chh
wwwwweeeeeeelllllllllllll im rapping cloud and im here to say
barrets the blackest nigger in the world today
boom boom chh boom boom chh chh
Barret: STOP CALLING ME A NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: nigger
Barret: STOP IT
Cloud: NIGGER
the real end