this was a dream that I had last summer after binge watching season 4 of Uta No Prince Sama.
after getting the guts to let my sister read it, she says it is funny enough to post. so I am.
this was a legit dream people.
do not judge me by the oddness that took place in my head. haha.
I do not own anything in this story.
ONE WACKY DREAM, PART 1.
I awoke with a stretch as I rolled to my side. Not wanting to wake up from the deepest sleep I had in who knows how long.
My bed felt a bit smaller then normal as my hand fell over to hang off the side, not hitting the floor like it should have.
I frowned, cracking an eye open.
The room was not mine and the bed was too high.
Still half asleep, I ignored this and rolled onto my back, arm draped over my face to hide the light.
It only took a moment to register my own thoughts.
THE ROOM WASN'T MINE.
I jolted upright, making blankets fly.
My limbs went everywhere.
It felt like they were longer then normal for some reason...
Looking around more closely, it was made clear this was so NOT my bedroom at all.
But it DID freakishly look familiar.
It was nearly split in two, with one side a cluttered mess of bright colors and the other darker tones and far more organized.
And everything was so bright.
I blinked over and over again, yet the world around me looked like it was in animation. Not real life but an anime style.
That or a highly detailed cartoon.
About to look at myself to make sure I wasn't just seeing things, a groan caught my attention.
I looked around the room again to find that across from me was another bed. With a guy in it.
My face heated when I looked at him, and that heat flowed slowly thru my entire body.
No WAY.
No fucking way.
I knew that dark hair.
That FACE.
Slowly getting to my feet, I made my way over to the sleeping guy.
Gulping as he came more into focus, my mind at a loss for words.
A handsome sleeping face, lips parted, dark blue black hair a bit messy from sleep.
The blanket was tangled with his legs, like he had moved allot in his sleep, and his shirt rod up that nice toned stomach as one arm was above his head.
How the hell did I end up in a room with Tokiya Ichinose?
THE Tokiya. From one of my few guilty pleasure anime.
Uta No Prince Sama.
Uta Pri for short.
An anime full of good looking guys who sing and like the same girl.
A girl who had little personality and no CLUE that all these guys have the hots for her...
It was a little corny at times, full of eye candy, but DAYAM if I didn't like it anyway.
And Tokiya Ichinose was my second favorite hottie out of all the guys.
(Ranmaru being number one, duh!)
And here I was, in a room with not only an anime guy, but one of my favorite ones to boot.
Not that I'm complaining, but this just does not happen.
Feeling my face heat more, I move close to him, so that I'm hovering over his sleeping form. Still in awe.
With a gulp I reach out a hand to touch his face, but just as I'm about to make contact, an alarm goes off.
His beautiful eyes snap open as if shocked awake by the sound.
With one look at me, he screams and jolts up. We end up banging heads before I fall over with a groan of pain and he falls back down.
The alarm by his bed still rings, but he just rubs his head and stares at me on the floor like I'm a ghost.
"The fuck?" He yelps as he tries to move as close to the wall as he can while pulling the blankets up.
"S-sorry, I just kinda woke up here and seen you so I-"
I swallowed the rest of my words when I heard my voice.
My hand darted to my throat.
"Wha?" I yelp in shock.
I sounded like a boy.
And it freaked the hell outta me.
Meanwhile, Tokiya just stares at me and glances around the room, as if just as shocked by his surroundings as I had been moments ago.
Finally he glares at the alarm and snatches it, making the annoying ring come to a halt.
I just keep making sounds, trying to fix my throat. That is, until I look down at my hands.
Then a VERY girly scream leaves me before I start inspecting all the important parts of my body.
Finding two things missing and a very NEW something else.
"Oh god. Oh fuck me. Oh shit!"
I WAS A DUDE!
At this point, Tokiya is watching me as if about to laugh, making me go even more red as I wrap my arms around myself in a mild panic.
A boy. A guy.
With all the right parts too.
WHY ME?!
"I take it you are NOT Ittoki?" The guy across from me asks.
At hearing his own voice, he blinked and looked himself over way more calmly then I just had.
He inspected his arms, his chest under the loose shirt, and I watched as a shit eatin' grin broke out on his face as he almost happily looked inside his boxers.
"Y-you're not Tokiya." I state as I try to calm myself down.
Looking back up at me, still grinning, he shakes his head.
"Nope. Not even a dude actually."
"M-me neither." I mutter, staring down at the thing between my legs with a red face.
I kinda wanted to look, but not if HE was looking. Or she, I think.
"DUUUUDE! Did I seriously just wake up in Uta Pri? Like, for real? Even if this is a dream, coolness!"
I just blink up at his excited face.
Yes, it was cool.
But why did I have to be IN one of them while here?
Granted, I was not against gay relations, but I never thought to live one even in a dream. If that was even possible, but I sure as hell was not gonna flirt with the main girl of this anime...
And why the hell did another girl have to be in Tokiya?
Made it ALMOST hard to oogle him, but I could not help but stare.
He was flexing his arms now, and I could tell that whoever this was did like Tokiya, because she kept making sounds of approval.
I swallowed while watching, and a VERY odd sensation went on in the place between my legs.
Glancing down and back at the guy, I was pleased he was too into his own body to be watching mine.
Out of pure curiosity, I slowly moved my hand down.
I might be shy, but this WAS kinda my body at the moment, right?
So it wouldn't be WRONG for me to touch it. I mean, Ittoki wasn't gonna know I did, right? RIGHT?
When my fingers traced over it, even with the boxers on, I felt it and gave a small shiver.
My face was red, I could FEEL it.
"Is he decent?"
Jumping, I pulled my hand away as I looked up to see the other person watching me with interest.
"What?" I ask stupidly.
He laughed at my blushing face.
"I kinda thought he may be on the small side, so I was just asking."
Blinking, I was insulted both on the real Ittoki's behalf and my own.
"I am not- I mean- HE isn't- and why should I even be telling you?"
Again, he grins at me. A look that only makes Tokiya ten times hotter.
"So who are you?" He asks while getting to his feet, coming over to offer me help up.
I take his hand, trying not to react to the fact Tokiya was touching me.
NOT him, stop it stupid boy body!
Whoever he was just kept grinning.
"Umm... I'm Melissa-"
"No fucking way!" His eyes lit up.
I just blink up at him a mile a minute before he spins me around as if inspecting my body. I smacked his hands away out of reflex.
"It's me! Josie!" He beamed.
Now I gaped.
SERIOUSLY?
My best freaking friend was in this odd ass dream too?
Feeling relaxed a bit, a grin of my own crept on my face.
"Awesome! No fare you get to be my guy though." I fake pout.
He crossed his arms with fake anger, glaring in that Tokiya way.
"EXCUSE ME? He is MY man."
I roll my eyes but smile.
"Fine fine, but while you look at yourself naked, don't think I won't be drooling too."
Eyes lighting up with excitement, she took a step back.
"Fine by me!"
"ACK! Not NOW!" I plead, stopping the boxers from coming off.
"Aaaw! Why not? You can do it too, I mean, Ittoki is pretty cute."
My face turns three shades of red.
In all honesty, I was not sure I could oogle Tokiya if it was my friend who was actually in him.
Not that I would say that to her, she would just tease me.
"Well, um, the alarm went off right? So maybe we'll be late for class or something? Do we even know what season this is?" I sputter.
At last she stoped trying to pull down the boxers, instead she looked around the room.
"The first season. This was the first room the two guys shared."
I perked up a bit as excitement filled me from head to toe.
It was a lot less freaky knowing she was here with me. We could have so much fun like this.
"We get to sing! And be around all the other members of UTA PRI!"
Josie/Tokiya smirked at me and poked me in my chest.
"Nice way of getting out of this, but I am SO having fun with you later."
I gulped, face heating again.
"Watch how you say that."
She shrugged and turned away, going over to a dresser and looking for clothes. I watched for a second, wondering what 'Fun' she meant.
She and I both liked gay manga, and she was a bit more experimental then myself. One had to worry...
"Anyways," She started while getting a uniform out.
"This is some odd shit. But I am SO gonna have fun with it. It's just a dream after all. If you think I'm gonna fake liking that stupid girl you can FORGET it."
Going to my own dresser, I nod in utter agreement.
"Yeah, no way. I mean, I'll be nice but that's it. I can't wait to see Ren and Masato..."
"And take the glasses off Natsuki!"
"Ohmygod YESSS!" I laugh while pulling out my clothes.
A flash of red caught my eye.
I cocked my head to see a small mirror on the wall.
Ittoki's bright eyes and red hair met my gaze. I frowned and he did the same, as I knew he would.
This is me.
What am I doing here, like this?
I nearly fall over while pulling pants on, and tumble into her back as she put on her shirt.
"Sorry." I mutter with red cheeks.
She cocked an eyebrow before looking me over.
"Y'know, it's kinda funny how we ended up in the guys most like us."
I grin while doing up my shirt.
"I know right? You always get him in the tests and I get Ittoki."
"Did you notice it sounds like we're speaking english, but with their voices?" She said happily.
"Hey, no subtitles." I elbow her as we grab the bags both boys had during their school days.
She laughed at my joke, but before we reached the door, she placed a hand on my shoulder.
"Hey, best to use 'HE' when you think of me okay? That way it comes out when you talk naturally. I keep seeing us calling each other 'She' by accident. Let's avoid that."
Again I nod.
"Yup. We got this. I'm Ittoki and you're Tokiya. Let's go have fun out there!" I cheer as I open the door and step out.
It takes little time finding the way out of the dorm building.
Oddly enough, I somehow know just where I need to go. Like I have just enough of Ittoki's memory to be able to find my way around.
We walk side by side for a bit, and I can tell he is just as in awe of this natural know of things as I am, and we make our way out of the dorm building without getting lost.
About halfway across from the dorm, we freeze in our tracks at a scream back inside.
It was a loud scream, not of pain, but of horror. Clearly male.
"Who was that?" Tokiya asked.
I shrug but turn to go find the source of the scream, my gut telling me that I knew who it was.
We go back inside, listening.
On the second floor, we hear another scream, and we take off running at the sound.
We run up the stairs, I pass Tokiya and start down the hallway.
I turn a corner and run smack dab into Syo, who is the source of the screaming. We tumble to the floor with him on top of me.
"Sorry." He says while out of breath, looking at me with pleading and fear filled eyes.
He blinks, looking as if he knows I'm not really Ittoki, staring hard.
"No harm." I blush.
No, he wasn't normally my type, but up close his eyes were such a bright blue, and he freakishly smelled like someone I know.
Recovering, he shook his head and got off my lap, looking over his shoulder as if worried.
"Keep it the fuck away! Fucking perv bastard!"
I blink at the foul words coming out of his mouth, so NOT Syo at all.
"You okay Syo?" Tokiya asks with a tiny smirk.
He darts his blue eyes up and glares death threats.
"I am NOT this short ass pink haired punk, you fucktard."
"You only have pink streaks in your hair, stupid." Tokiya grins.
"SYYYYYOOOOooooo!"
The call echoes, and the not Syo looks like he's gonna be sick as he scrambles to his feet, about to make a break for it. He pushes past Tokiya just as Natsuki dashes into view with a wide smile on his face.
Both Tokiya and I go flat against the wall as Natsuki dive bombs the not Syo with a glee filled cry.
"Lemme go ya gay fuck!" Not Syo squirms and kicks to no avail.
"Don't be like that! I'm not gay and you know it. I have to stay in character after all." Natsuki says with a happy smile, clearly fine with hugging the smaller boy, even if he seemed to know it wasn't Syo.
Both Tokiya and I just glance at one another with matching grins.
"Hey little brother. Nice to see you shorter then me again." Tokiya says with a sly smile.
"Sure, but my little sister is now freakishly huge." I say with an over dramatic sigh.
Both wiggling boys freeze and stare over at us. Anger and horror in the not Syo's eyes, while the tall one with glasses releases him to come and give ME a back breaking hug.
"Sissy!" Natsuki says happily.
"Hey Brandy, having fun with Isaac are you?" Tokiya teases.
My sister, in Natsuki, went red, but she did not stop smiling.
"I'm just acting the part, even if HE is making hard." She pouted.
"Like HELL I'm gonna let you rape my ass!" He snapped, still trying to recover from her hold.
"Natsuki isn't gay." All three of us girls say at once.
"He just likes small cute things." My sister finished with a smile.
Syo growled and crossed his arms at us like we were crazy.
"No fucking fare I get the short stick here! I'm the only REAL dude in this group right now."
"Not any more bro."
"Go fuck yourself Josie."
I sigh and raise my hands.
"You have to call us by the other names here, or else we could find ourselves in trouble."
"Fine. Go fuck yourself asshole."
Tokiya only snorted at his way of correction, and flipped him off.
"Do you even KNOW the names of these guys?" Natsuki asked.
He tossed his hands in the air.
"Why would I? I only half watched it when Josie made me."
"You suck." I say sadly.
The other two just nod in silence.
"You lot are SERIOUSLY fine with just all the sudden waking up in this fucking anime of all things?"
"Fuck yeah! Have you seen me?"
"I'm super tall now! And he has so many cute things in his room that I didn't even know about!"
"It could be fun." I shrug.
He gapes at us and flips off the sky with both hands.
"Fine, yeah, THESE freaks are fine being guys. They LIKE this anime. But why the fuck am I here?!"
Tokiya walked over and patted his head with fake sadness.
"Poor widdle broffer."
He swatted the hand away.
"Damn it all, I ain't this short! What do I gotta do to get out of here?"
Oddly, all eyes turned to me, as if I would actually know the answer.
I blink a few times, feeling nervous.
"Ah, well, if it's just a dream then we just go with the flow-"
"I am NOT flirting with that no brains idiot!" Syo growled.
"But what if we have to? What if we have to play this out the same way the anime goes?" Natsuki asked.
Both Tokiya and I locked eyes with a frown, not sure what to do.
Suddenly, a throat cleared from behind us, making us all jump.
Ren and Masato were there, and had been for who knows how long.
"Well, who says we have to act like we like her that way? After all, she didn't seem to notice in the anime now did she? I say we do our own thing but at least do the music parts right." Ren said in a matter of fact tone while running a hand thru his bangs with a smile.
"After all, this isn't my first ride. I've had dreams like this before, just never with a group."
We all just stare. Speechless.
While Ren was talking like he knew us and what was going on, Masato was just staring at his feet as if he might throw up.
"And mind telling the rest of us just who the hell are you?" Syo said in a snappy tone.
"Isaac!" Tokiya warned.
"What? Like we ALL didn't wanna come out and ask that?"
Ren smiled, looking us over carefully before slowly pointing to each of us one at a time.
"If Isaac is Syo, Brandy has to be Natsuki. I'm thinking Melissa is the cute redhead Ittoki. So leaves Josie as Tokiya then?"
Syo only rolled his eyes while Natsuki was clearly amazed.
Tokiya eyed Ren, puzzled.
But I had a good idea just who this person might actually be.
"Rui! Is that you?" I ask while moving over to him.
He smiled a mile wide and took a bow before me.
"Yeah. I'm normally Ren when I have this dream. Sadly, while I at least know you all, this guy here is a mystery." He pointed to Masato.
"After a panic attack, even after I told him what was going on, he seems to be in shock."
I frown, walking in front of the person in Masato.
His eyes were wide, shock, confusion, and horror in them.
He glanced up at my eyes, as if looking for something.
"Are you really them?" He said in a quiet tone.
I tilted my head. "Eh?"
His eyes darted to Syo.
"Is HE really Isaac?"
"No shit Sherlock." Was the answer given, which earned him a whack from his sister.
But the not Masato only gave a small smile, still nervous.
"I've finally gone crazy. I don't even know what this is." He said after taking in a deep breath.
It clicked.
There were only two other people in our little group at home, and if Rui didn't know him then it had to be...
"Travis?" I say in horror.
His eyes lit up at his name and he nodded like he was glad I knew who he really was.
Isaac/Syo burst out laughing.
"DUDE! Oh man..." He said in between trying to breathe.
My sister gasped and covered her mouth, a look on Natsuki that all but made ME laugh.
"Oh damn. Poor Travis." Tokiya said with a small chuckle.
Ren just let out a sigh of relief.
"Thank goodness you know him. The guy refused to believe a word I said to him. From what I gather he is not an anime person."
"Not at all." All of us said with a mix of humor and pity.
Poor Travis.
None of us could ever really get him to like an anime. Just not his thing.
And now he was stuck in one.
LITERALLY.
Well, he and Masato ARE the quiet type, so it was a good match...
"Why am I here?" He asked as if thinking he had lost his mind.
"I've been asking that since I woke up bro." Syo raised his hand up.
As if regaining himself, he blinked over at his friend, a smirk teasing it's way to his face.
"What's with all the pink, shorty?"
Syo turned red and let out a loud growl of exhasperation.
"I'm SHORT. I GET it! Can we all just wake up now?"
"It'll be fine," I smile and pat his shoulder gently.
"It's just a dream after all."
He blinked at me like I was nuts.
"Uh-huh... a dream. With anime pretty boys I don't even know..."
I push Travis/Masato over to Isaac/Syo so the two of them could vent to each other and calm down.
Then I turned to Ren, who seemed to be taking all this in stride.
"So, you've had dreams like this before huh?" Josie/Tokiya says from behind me, standing close.
Rui/Ren nodded calmly.
"Yup. I just do my own thing but make sure to keep the main plot on track. After all, we have lots of free time in between the major plot points. Do whatever. You'll wake up eventually. Just have fun with it."
We hear a yelp and look over to see Natsuki glomped onto Syo.
"Get off me."
"Nope."
"Fucking get off me!"
"I have too."
"Not NOW!"
Both Tokiya and I laugh at the scene and look to each other.
"Looks about right."
"Kinda like when they were younger don't you think?"
"My thoughts exactly."
Ren laughed at our exchange and gave a small nod of approval.
"It will pass. If only he could cut down on the curses..."
"Not happening." We both say.
Suddenly a man bursts into the hall with glaring eyes.
"Just WHAT do you think your doing still up here? You are ALL late to class I'll have you know!"
Ren raised his hand, turning on a worried and apologetic face.
"Sorry sensei. It's just that a bug seems to be going around. Both Syo-kun and Masato-san have been throwing up all morning. We were just trying to convince them not to go to classes today..."
As if on cue, Syo faked a hurl and clutched his stomach.
Natsuki very quickly poked Masato, who did not know that was his name, and he too acted sick, but seemed more legit.
The teacher's look softened to worry and he backed up.
"Fine, fine. I'll get the nurse down here, BUT I want the rest of you in class before I get back!"
We waved as he left.
"What am I going to do? I have no idea how this guy acts. What is this anime thing even about?" Masato looked horrified.
"Just fake being sick." Syo said with an easy grin.
"If asked something you don't know, just relax your mind and the character will kick in." I suggest.
Ren agreed. "You will know what to say and where to go. Hell, you'll even have all his talent if you just relax in the body. Have fun."
Instead, he looked panic stricken.
"I think I AM going to be sick."
"We'll be sick together bro. Miss a day of stupid classes and maybe we can just wake up soon."
"Aww. Your just gonna stay in the dorms all day?" Natsuki whined.
"Better not cause trouble." Tokiya said with a serious glare.
Syo batted his eyes at us all.
"Who me? If this is a dream you better believe I'm gonna have at least some kind of fun."
"Syo." Tokiya growled.
"Not my name." He snapped.
Ren chuckled and came between them, hands up in peace.
"I'll risk getting in trouble to keep an eye on them for you." He said as he waved the rest of us off.
"Thank god." Natsuki sighed.
Tokiya nodded in thanks and even I let out a relieved sigh.
"Hey! I don't need a babysitter!" Syo huffed with a glare.
Ren just gave a charming smile.
"Oh? So do you know the way back to your room then? Or how to make sure your friend does not have yet another panic attack?"
Blue eyes looked away in defeat.
"That's what I thought. You all get to class and have fun. I'll help these two get used to it." Ren said as he began to take the boys down the hallway by thier shoulders.
"Just don't flirt with me again man, or I WILL hit you." Masato said.
"I'll try." Ren teased.
"Oh, right, I forgot that your gay." Syo said as if just remembering.
"He is?" Masato asked in horror.
"Well, I know Rui is. Don't think that the Ren character likes guys..."
"Why me?!" Masato whined.
We heard Ren just laugh.
Tokiya laughed too and took my arm as we walked off once more, this time with Natsuki behind us, and he was clearly depressed.
"Wish I could stay behind too..."
"You'll have plenty of Syo time after classes. It's Friday." Tokiya teased.
Face red, he started looking around.
"How the bloody hell do I know where to go?" He asks, pushing his glasses up.
"It's all in the mind." I grin over my shoulder before we split up.
"See ya at lunch!" Tokiya let me go and ran off to his class.
Both my sister and I had the same first class, which we paused in front of, looking at each other.
"You got this." He whispers to himself, fixing his hair.
"Don't forget to glomp onto Haruka today..." I tease before going in.
"Oh, bite me."
"Hey, if I take your glasses off, will you still be you, or will the real Satsuki kick in?"
Clamping a firm hand to his glasses, he dashes into class with a squeak.
I smile to myself.
This dream was fun already.