The Demon smiled, looking up and thinking that Earth was grand
While trying to comfort tortured souls
She raced around and worked diligently
The Demon smiled, looking up and thinking that Earth was grand
Hell was full of pain, so she tried to heal while avoiding the flames
The Demons all thought her simple and weak
Who supported the foolish Humans lives
On a warm August day, her tail burned away
Her horns, because she neglected herself, shriveled up
Since they hated and ignored her, not many noticed
But Satan finally noticed, and exiled her to Earth
No horns, unable to balance properly,
And unable to injure other people
The Health Demon woke up in front of a hospital
The smoke in Hell made it hard to breath,
And the screaming there was agony
So the Demon looked up at the Summer sky, breathing in nice air
"Hoo-ha, hooo-ha, hoooo-ha, ho-ha."
Eventually, night arrived, and the Demon snuck into the hospital
She saw humans lying in beds looking miserable
Getting closer, the simple Demon wanted to help
But she also saw
That she probably needed help too
She decided to live among Humans and forget about Hell
Every Demon hated her, but Humans?
But she needed more than mere words
So she decided to medically train
So that she could help the sick
In Hell and Heaven, she wouldn't be loved
But she had one spot where she felt at home
Squashing her horns, the Demon found a doctor and asked for lessons
Her appearance was beat up and sooty
But her small mind was stronger than ever
As she pulled back her hands, the doctor looked puzzled "How come?
How much money ya got?"
No horns, unable to balance properly
And unable to injure other people
In the warm room, the Demon looked worried, as she had no cash
While she was unaware of Earth's rules
She wanted to try her best
The doctor looked down at her, understanding
"Help the nurses. That'll be your price."
A human asked for help, so she squashed her horns
Before asking, with a smile
"What can the doctor do for you?"
