Canon Days
MARK
Do you remember the good years of canon?
The couples were always correct
Maureen and Jo were hot lesbos,
Mimi made Roger erect
I was forever a loner,
And Collins and Angel were hot
ROGER
But now I'm gay or have OC's
And Mark and I have "sweeter dreams"
When all I want to do is love... Mimi.
ALL
Those canon days we used to know
Where have they gone
Where diiiiiid they go?
Oh God, I want to puke
Non-canon is just a fluke.
MIMI
Do you remember those wooooonderful blow jobs?
Me and Roger could not keep it clean
But look at it, look at the RENT page...
The gayest that FanFic has seen.
COLLINS
It's scary, but since I lost Angel
People think "Benny plus me"
No one wants to be "Fic'd" now...
We'd have to fuck him anyhow
And I don't want to have to fuck... Benny
ALL
Those canon days we used to know
Where have they gone
Where diiiiiid they go?
Oh God, I want to puke
Non-canon is just a fluke.
MARK
It's funny, but since I lost Mo-Mo
I guess I'm a gay one as well.
I actually quite like the gals,
Or even hook up with their pals
But being gay with Roger is just... hell.
ALL
Those canon days we used to know
Where have they gone
Where diiiiiid they go?
Oh God, I want to puke
MARK
Non-canon is just a fluke.
ALL burst into tears, crying into canon lover's shoulder. Then MARK and ROGER hug, which soon turns into a rampant make out session, because two men can't be friends anymore... they begin to sob when they break apart, not wanting to be tortured any longer.
ALL
Oh God, I want to puke
Non-canon is just
A
FLUUUUUUUUUUUKE!
A/N: So this song is originally "Canaan Days" from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat... but I had to make a parody of it. XD The guy who sings it in my production, JV, is absolutely hilarious. This song's supposed to be sung with a French accent... haha, I laugh even thinking about it.
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–Steph.